Investigation Of Ohio State Marching Band Reveals Blatant Hazing And Hilarious Nicknames
School bands have always been known as the most secretly mischievous group on campus. Whether it was high school or college, “this one time, at band camp…” always held true.
Ohio State canned its band director today after an investigation revealed that the band members had a major hazing boner and took it out on their younger members. Older members reportedly gave the younger guys and girls nicknames which usually corresponded with a “trick” the young member was required to perform. It’s essentially as stereotypical as hazing gets.
From Deadspin:
While the nicknames may not win any awards for being politically correct or appropriate for public use, they’re fucking hilarious.
I can only imagine what “Twinkle Dick” was required to do to earn his nickname.
[via Deadspin]
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10 years ago at 4:51 pm*Communal Fleshlight
10 years ago at 4:51 pmWell let us do a better job of keeping these “tricks” away from the prying eyes of the University leaders
10 years ago at 4:52 pmWhat happens at bandcamp…. is apparently just as gay as Columbus Ohio.
10 years ago at 4:53 pmThis is hazing at a 12 year old level.
10 years ago at 4:53 pmAnd the dick jokes everybody loves are more mature?
10 years ago at 12:19 amThe band kids always seem to be the freakiest.
10 years ago at 4:55 pmGood work bogey.
10 years ago at 5:03 pmSomething was done here.
10 years ago at 5:35 pmhttp://i.imgur.com/qYjdHM2.jpg
10 years ago at 5:08 pm8/10 on the pledge names I guess.
10 years ago at 5:11 pmI was hoping for more originality with the names to be honest.
10 years ago at 7:23 pm“Taint Brush”
I’ll admit that one made me laugh.
10 years ago at 5:17 pm