Investigation Of Ohio State Marching Band Reveals Blatant Hazing And Hilarious Nicknames
School bands have always been known as the most secretly mischievous group on campus. Whether it was high school or college, “this one time, at band camp…” always held true.
Ohio State canned its band director today after an investigation revealed that the band members had a major hazing boner and took it out on their younger members. Older members reportedly gave the younger guys and girls nicknames which usually corresponded with a “trick” the young member was required to perform. It’s essentially as stereotypical as hazing gets.
From Deadspin:
While the nicknames may not win any awards for being politically correct or appropriate for public use, they’re fucking hilarious.
I can only imagine what “Twinkle Dick” was required to do to earn his nickname.
[via Deadspin]
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And just when I thought I couldn’t hate band geeks anymore…this happens.
10 years ago at 9:57 pmOhio State… aka GDI central
10 years ago at 12:20 amYou sure showed them.
10 years ago at 10:26 amThis is the unspoken rules of the school cheerleaders.
10 years ago at 2:19 amLost it at “Ballsacagawea”
10 years ago at 9:06 amThe band should probably be kicked off campus for hazing violations.
10 years ago at 9:55 amThe instant a fraternity got caught doing something like this they’d be kicked off campus. Fucking double standards. You don’t see anyone wanting to kick the band out.
10 years ago at 12:14 pmThis is a really fucking good point
10 years ago at 4:29 pmBet we don’t see Ohio State marching band getting suspended or kicked off campus..
10 years ago at 1:43 pm