Belonging to the half of the country that is still undefeated in war. TFM.

  1. AP

    Didn’t Iowa lose the war on gay marriage? Because last time I checked its legal there now.

    14 years ago at 7:03 pm
    1. Costa Vision

      They ousted the judges that made that decision and I believe it was overturned. It also wasn’t a decision that was voted upon so blame the advocates not the constituents.

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    2. Hey!

      Nothing wrong with being gay.
      There are plenty of gay frat men out there like J. Edgar Hoover. KA is FAF!

      14 years ago at 3:21 am
    1. 1890

      no we didn’t dumbass, we were not fighting a full scale war. In fact, we never actually declared war on vietnam. we simply realized we were helping out the french (who originally owned vietnam before they declared independence)and decided that it was completely NF to fight for french douchebags and stopped wasting our time.

      14 years ago at 7:08 pm
  2. TexasFratter

    Okay I don’t care about the civil war, we are all Americans. It’s the just the north can not be true fraternity gentlemen like the south is.

    14 years ago at 7:20 pm
  3. Gentleman Jack

    The reason why there is so much North/South tension on this site is because Greek life in the SEC is unparalleled. I’m sorry, but I’ve visited Big Ten schools but nothing compares to quality of our greek life, oh ya and of course the quality of our football teams. Just accept the fact that you guys are second tier to the South in partying, women, football, and tradition. If losing the war resulted in this superiority, then fine I’ll take it. The North sucks a dick plain and simple.

    14 years ago at 7:32 pm
  4. Broverload

    Everyone knows that the South is the the most fratty. There is no argument. I don’t give a fuck who won the Civil War, even though it would be a lot better if the South had won. Instead, I am satisfied to know that the South is winning the war of Frat. We are the best dressed, best looking, and are rooted in traditions that you northerners would know nothing about. We have better accents, better architecture, better bourbon, better manners (yes, we have all seen the Jersey Shore), better women, better weather, better everyday lives, and basically we are better than you at life. The only thing the north has on the South is that y’all are better at wearing affliction tee’s. I’m serious, no Southerner wears it with such pride as y’all do.

    South>north. End of discussion.

    Thank you, come again

    14 years ago at 7:35 pm
    1. some bro

      you’re so mad its not even funny, taking that long to write a post on TFM is pretty NF.

      14 years ago at 7:58 pm
    2. Please

      Better weather? Surely you jest?

      I spent a summer in Kentucky and it was HUMID AS HELL!
      Arizona is great, the summers are nice and DRY!

      14 years ago at 3:23 am
    3. Lily&Pearls

      Best dressed? All the ‘fratty’ stuff you wear was created here. Rooted in tradition? A majority of the fraternities around today were founded in the north so how can you be more rooted in the one thing you claim to be better at when your half of the county isn’t even credited for it? ‘Yall’ is horrible slang and a disgrace to the English language. Claiming to be better than everyone else also shoots your better manners theory to shit. Oh, and if i wanted to have better weather i would move to Florida but I’m not a southern sorostitue and i can handle a little snow while still looking good. If claiming to win the frat war is the best you can do then PLEASE pack up the rest of the south and get the hell out of the country because you are the saddest excuse for a gentlemen i have ever seen. Arguing about who is the most ‘frat’ is about equal to a couple of geeds arguing about which Wal-mart to go shop at. The north and the south both have very frat and NF things about them and one would not be frat without the other. The only problem is that southerners try way to hard to claim their superiority to a title that neither half of the country can ever truly hold. I hope we can all at least agree that were superior to geeds and leave it at that.

      14 years ago at 3:32 am
    4. Southern Proper Lady

      Lily&Pearls, your post was way too long. This site is for shits and giggles because 90% of the posts on this site are complete crap. The North/South debate will never end. It’s better to just keep your posts short so we can read them in under two seconds.

      14 years ago at 4:25 am
    5. Lilly&Pearls

      Costa Vision i wear a size 6 and i prefer Yurman. Oh and if my post is too long then don’t bother to complain and just don’t read it. simple really.

      14 years ago at 10:04 pm
    6. Callie

      … You want a Yurman engagement ring? I don’t care if that’s a change of subject. That is appalling.

      14 years ago at 5:54 am
  5. Abroham Lincoln

    Obviously the South has continued to be punished for hating freedom and enslaving people by consistently being the fattest, dumbest, and poorest states. These are facts. Fortunately, as more and more Northerners move South and buy up everything down there on the cheap, the big man upstairs will stop punishing the region and perhaps one day the South won’t be as much of a third world country as it is now.

    14 years ago at 7:35 pm
    1. 1236 Delt

      Appalachian Mountains are considered northern right? Pretty sure that’s the real 3rd world region in America.

      14 years ago at 9:32 pm
    2. i only drink american

      not considered northern, if anything they are just eastern, i believe they span from georgia to canada

      14 years ago at 11:12 pm
  6. Obama only gives hand jobs

    Belonging to the quarter of the country that lost the war and still frat harder than you. TFM.

    14 years ago at 7:40 pm
    1. Texas

      Living in the greatest state that defeated the messicans to become its own sovereign nation. FaF

      Houston, TX, the oil capital of America. FaF

      Having the 2nd largest GSP, no state income tax, and being the 2nd largest state. FaF

      The 2nd Amendment. FaF

      Being Texan. TFM

      14 years ago at 8:12 pm
    2. Remember the Fratamo

      Texas still can suck Tennessee’s cock considering if we didn’t volunteer to go save your asses from the Mexicans, Texas would be full of sombreros instead of cowboy hats. SO:
      Claiming your state defeated the Mexicans singlehandedly – NF.
      Saving another state’s ass in a war – FaF.

      14 years ago at 12:08 am
    3. Ben Elli

      Texas their were more “messicans” fighting for us at the Alamo then their were Americans.

      14 years ago at 12:10 am
    4. Fratterson Davis

      Apparently that Texas school system didn’t stress geography… Alaska is about twice the size.

      14 years ago at 12:16 am
    5. False

      Yeah… I’m sure the 60-70 volunteers from Tennessee really made all the difference in the outcome of the revolution, dumbass. Don’t get me wrong, Davy Crockett was a bad ass.

      Plus, the only reason they agreed to come and fight for Texas was because they wanted to get their hands on some of that sweet sweet Texas soil in return.

      14 years ago at 8:00 am
  7. Obama bin Biden

    you were inferior in the 1860’s and you still are inferior to the north. Go frat hard and if you are nice maybe us Yankees will continue to invest in your fathers company.

    14 years ago at 7:55 pm
  8. um seriously

    the only northern states that in any way deserve respect or could be considered somewhat frat are not iowa, get over it.

    14 years ago at 8:08 pm
    1. Costa Vision

      Haha my fraternity is very fratty. Apparently, you have never been here. Trust me, I can tell you wouldn’t get in. Don’t waste your time.

      14 years ago at 10:08 am