Belonging to the half of the country that is still undefeated in war. TFM.

  1. 1856 frat

    Iowa is not only better than any southern state in fact Iowa is richer than most of your poverty and obese ridden dump states. I challenge you southern frat stars to come here and you will know that Iowa is better than you guys with hotter sorostitutes. Being fat, uneducated, poor and clinging on to stupid traditions is all the south as to offer. NF.

    15 years ago at 8:53 pm
    1. Obama only gives hand jobs

      Haha that’s funny. Because I have never seen and uneducated, obese, and poor as shit fratstar or sorostitute in the south ever. What has iowa given us anyways? Iowa’s state song is “Corn, corn, corn.”

      15 years ago at 10:58 pm
  2. turtlesinpearls

    my town is 20,000 people and has 3 Fortune 500 companies and the most millionaires per capita in the state of Iowa. You tell me how that’s not frat.

    15 years ago at 8:56 pm
    1. Geeds are Slaves

      you wouldnt be a town without wal-mart, mcdonalds, and a starbucks. they have those everywhere.

      15 years ago at 11:15 pm
    2. Costa Vision

      Geeds and Slaves, ever heard of John Deere or ALCOA you fucking tard. Don’t you ever bad mouth companies that built this nation you fucking commie. Pack your bags and ship off to somewhere more your level…like Mexico City.

      12 years ago at 1:05 pm
  3. Frattin like my daddy

    Honestly, fuck where you’re from. It’s how you’re raised and how you live your life. There are trashbag GDIs in every state. Claiming the superiority of one state over the other is idiotic.

    15 years ago at 9:32 pm
    1. Frattin like my daddy

      Actually, I’m a stone cold Republican. I’m from Wisconsin (say what you will, it’s a red state) and I go to school in Texas.

      15 years ago at 2:30 am
    2. The Fourth

      Amen, Frattin. I’m tired of this debate. It’s everywhere on this site and getting older than my great-grandfather.

      15 years ago at 5:48 am
  4. Ben Elli

    I think its hilarious all of the sudden the northerners are starting to have some sense of pride because of this website. Southerners didnt need tfm to have pride from being from the south. No one from the North says oh thank God im from the north. EVERYONE from the South says thang God im from the south.

    15 years ago at 9:47 pm
    1. get real

      Yeah and that’s because you were insecure from the get go. I don’t need to hide behind a particular portion of the country for a sense of who I am. Yeah, I’m American, and yeah, I am from a city just like everyone else. Nobody gives a fuck where you are from other than your self and those who are as insecure as you.

      15 years ago at 12:08 am
    2. Bobby Lee

      Ben Elli you are really coming across as a child. You’re so upset about this it’s amusing.

      15 years ago at 5:29 pm
  5. Southern by the grace of God

    Go to hell yankee- you can visit some of your ancestors that mine sent there

    15 years ago at 10:30 pm
    1. Costa Vision

      Please son. Don’t talk to your obvious superior in such a manner. My ancestors didn’t actually fight in war. They commanded. And Saint Peter is looking forward to letting me in.

      15 years ago at 10:06 am
    1. pikeforlife

      This is why I never come here anymore. Instead of being satirical, you have insecure people take this shit too seriously. I’m from the south but it doesn’t matter, just frat where ever you at.

      15 years ago at 11:04 pm
  6. Brolex

    This argument won’t ever come to a resolution. Frat as best as you can regardless of geographic location. What we can agree on is that GDI’s suck, and that’s about it. Frat on my friends.

    15 years ago at 10:41 pm
  7. Brosef Stalin

    The US lost the War of 1812: THe US invaded Canada, got pushed back, original White House got burned down as Washington D.C was raped by the British

    The US tied Korea: US was trying to take over teh whole Korean peninsula for the south, once we got close to the Chinese border, China joined the war and pushed us back to where the Demilitarized zone is now, thus splitting the peninsula and there’s still on-going tension and possibility of war.

    The US lost Vietnam: US’s political goal was to halt the spread of communism. The US pulled out, communist north Vietnam took over the south, communism spread to Laos and Cambodia, still communist now.

    As much as I love the USA, we have only won two wars by ourselves: Mexican-American War, and Spanish-American war. Revolutionary War, we were helped by France. War of 1812 was a loss. Mexican-American war was a win by ourselves (wasn’t too hard), Civil War doesn’t count, Spanish-American war was a win against a falling empire that couldn’t hold on to it’s territories, in WW1 we joined at the end of the war and barely did anything; France and Britain were the true fighters/winner. in WW2 we won, but in an alliance. Sure we won the pacific the portion, but it was the Soviets who captured Berlin. Korea was a tie. Vietnam was a loss. Persian Gulf and current Iraq war were won in a coaltion, and Afghanistan is still going on.

    15 years ago at 11:04 pm
    1. Cheif Fratimus

      You my friend are an idiot. If the United States didn’t enter World War II, Europe may still be under Nazi control.

      15 years ago at 11:34 pm
  8. The Fratriot

    1.Northern Fraternity-
    Contrary to the biased views on the Northern Fraternity that the geographically lower Fraternities of America have created, Northern Fraternites are known everywhere for their hospitality, respect towards women, and culture. Northern Fraternities were the first to be founded, and first to quicken the ethical code of our nation. A Northern fraternity man will be the first to display these characteristics. Southern Fraternities may claim to be cultured gentlemen when in reality many of them hold the same ideals embraced by most Southern citizens of the early 1860’s, which directly inhibits the diffusion of American culture on many levels. Many are quick to forget that 90% of the clothing styles worn by Southern fraternities were all procreated in the North, and designed for Northern culture and tradition. Any use of derogatory Fraternal slang is the primary way to identify a true fraternity man from the any sub-par organization.
    Example.”A Northern Fraternity will follow a fraternal code, and express the class that Southern Fraternities claim they have.”

    15 years ago at 11:23 pm
    1. Ben Elli

      What the fuck is wrong with 1860 southern ideals you ignorant fuck. The civil war was fought because the north was fucking cotton farmers over and ruining lives letting farmers families go hungry, slavery just happened to be thrown in. If standing up for you family is wrong then i just dont ever want to be right you fucking yankee.

      15 years ago at 12:09 am
    2. Dixiecrat

      Yeah, the North was REAL horrible for telling cotton farmers they needed to pay their help.

      Big scary Yankees, of course they’re the bad guys there.

      I’m Southern but you’re a dumbass, learn some history for fuck’s sake.

      15 years ago at 1:22 am
    3. Damn proud to live in the south

      do you even know where the first fraternity was founded…Virginia…which was a southern state in the civil war. where was the first fraternity after the civil war founded??? Alabama. You are a retard first of all for if you are a true fraternity all of your brothers live by the same cardinal principles and are brothers for life but i guess in the north they forgot about brotherhood.

      15 years ago at 4:59 am
    4. Ben Elli

      Dixiecrat please go fucking jump off a cliff you ignorant fuck. Your an idiot who thinks the Civil War was fought over slavery and obviously a complete fucking dumbass. The North was not paying fair price for cotton and basically farmers were making no money and were not allowed to sell to other countries (UK) or buyers who paid fair prices.. Understand you stupid piece of shit? You obviously needed the history lesson you dumbfuck. Get the fuck out of the South we dont want you.

      15 years ago at 7:17 am
    5. OneFrattyFuck

      Ben Elli you a retard. Southern cotton was primarily sold to Europe. Hence why the north set up a naval blockade to cutting off the south’s revenue stream which funded there war efforts. It also stopped inports from reaching the south. Read a history book.

      15 years ago at 2:40 pm
  9. Man.Myth.Legend.

    There isn’t any part of this country that is undefeated in war. The Vietnam War is considered a losing war by many historians. So before you post something like this again, i suggest you read a history book.

    15 years ago at 11:43 pm
    1. french=pussies

      it was never a fucking war … we didnt declare it .. we sent men, no different than our men in afirca and othe remote places of the planet … and lets face had we played to win and used our advanced bombs, we would have won …
      Also, it really was just one of the many proxy battles we had in the cold war against the ussr, a war we clearly won

      15 years ago at 4:19 am