Iowa Hawkeye Grandma Casually Slams Beer Bong
Watch this grandma roll up amidst a herd of Midwest geeds, roll her window down, stick that turkey neck out her window, grab the beer funnel, casually pound it, give a “Yeah yeah, go fuck yourself” Arnold Palmer wave to the crowd, dap up said geeds, and carry on about her business like she’s already done it ten other times that day. It’s like Iowa City became alive for the first time. Who wants in on some action about how many fraternity house dance floors old gal was thrusted upon back in the day?
Dork holding the bong is as giddy as an eight year-old on Christmas morning. She just rolls out of there in that minivan giving Maverick-and-Goose high fives like a boss.
What a scene:
- [via Barstool Sports]
I’d pee
13 years ago at 1:12 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 GANGHAM STYLE!!!!
13 years ago at 1:24 pmShes actually one of their cheerleaders.
13 years ago at 1:34 pmThere is literally nothing to do in Iowa besides get drunk and watch the Hawkeyes
13 years ago at 2:13 pm^
13 years ago at 2:15 pmYou forgot Meth
13 years ago at 1:27 amThe guy with the upside down backwards visor that covers what appears to be a mohawk….
13 years ago at 2:18 pmthere is no one under 40 at that “tailgate”
13 years ago at 4:18 pmIowa fucking sucks
13 years ago at 4:27 pmsaid the pledge
13 years ago at 8:49 pmShe’s a Phi Mu…Yep, gotta be a Phi Mu.
13 years ago at 12:10 am