The off-the-shelf AlcoHawk model is normalized for a 150-pound adult male. I’m a former D-lineman and heavyweight wrestler and clock in at around 260. I once blew a .49 on that thing
I dont care how much of a hardass you think you are, obviously that thing was reading incorrectly, because if thats the case you would have like a .7 bca, and absolutely be dead
At our Halloween party we Tiger’s caddy and he carried a leaderboard of everyone’s BAC.
Frat on.
15 years ago at 11:10 amFucking genius.
15 years ago at 11:38 amThis is the best idea ever.
15 years ago at 12:10 pmYeah we had one too. The competition gets intense.
15 years ago at 11:36 amx2
15 years ago at 11:38 amStealing from Tucker Max stories? nice job sweetie
15 years ago at 12:03 pmhaha
15 years ago at 12:26 pmbesides, this website is supposed to be for stories that you laugh at because you identify with them.
15 years ago at 1:43 pmSummary if these comments:
15 years ago at 1:49 pmSorostitute thinks she’s clever. (she’s not)
Another agrees with a moronic “haha.”
Man puts them in their place.
*of
15 years ago at 1:50 pmwho let the sorostitute out of the kitchen? NF
15 years ago at 2:41 pmThe off-the-shelf AlcoHawk model is normalized for a 150-pound adult male. I’m a former D-lineman and heavyweight wrestler and clock in at around 260. I once blew a .49 on that thing
15 years ago at 12:16 pmAwesome Bro
15 years ago at 3:15 pmI dont care how much of a hardass you think you are, obviously that thing was reading incorrectly, because if thats the case you would have like a .7 bca, and absolutely be dead
15 years ago at 4:02 pmIt was reading correctly for a 150 pound adult, he’s obviously a lot bigger so it read high.
15 years ago at 4:52 pmreverse logic there, balzington.
15 years ago at 6:19 pmidc how hard you frat, the breathalyzer always wins..
15 years ago at 11:15 pm