Sent out multiple pledges to get me a lighter after I couldn't find mine. It was in my pocket the whole time. TFM.

  1. PursuitOfFratiness

    I bet they had to drive 50 miles to get to civilization in Iowa to actually buy a lighter.

    15 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. Maurice Bayard

    Never having to carry a lighter because the pledges are required to have one at all times. TFM

    15 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. Year Around Frat

      Ours have to get pink lighters to light a lady’s cigarette. Although we use them more than the girls do.

      15 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. fratoutdrunk

      I prefer them to carry a box of matches. That way they can give me a light and do a match test simultaneously.

      15 years ago at 2:38 pm
    3. booze haze slam

      @fratoutdrunk… second that! making turds carry pink lighters is fucking gay! just saying!

      15 years ago at 3:51 pm
    4. Year Around Frat

      ^Ding Ding Ding!!! You Got it! thats the point retard, their pledges so who cares! And I love how you use exclamations like you scream at the screen while you type!!!

      15 years ago at 2:36 pm