ISIS Headcam Footage Shows How Hilariously Bad They Are At War

ISIS Headcam Footage Shows How Hilariously Bad They Are At War

What separates the U.S. military from the rest of the world is not necessarily our size, amount of ammo, fighter jets, tanks, rockets, etc. No, what makes the United States the best goddamn force in the world is our preparation and training. Our forces are trained killers who strike with a precision known to no other country. That’s what makes us so powerful.

ISIS? Not so much. They aren’t trained to fight like us. Therefore, they don’t win like us. Vice News got their hands on some headcam footage of an ISIS foot soldier going to battle against Kurdish peshmerga troops in northern Iraq. The results are comedic.

And they wonder why we laugh at them. Here they are heading into battle, not like they were surprised attacked or anything, totally unprepared. The battle gets off to a hot start by one of the men reminding the other two not to shoot at their own men. Seems like a reminder that should be unnecessary, but this is ISIS we are talking about.

Secondly, the vehicle they are traveling in is a goddamn mess, making it difficult to find anything in there. Abu Abdullah is totally lost out in the middle of the battle scene. Doesn’t know which rocket is for which target like a goddamn idiot. No wonder he was shot and killed.

P.S. the rolling on the ground to retreat made me laugh.

[via Vice News]

  1. Colonel Archibald Henderson

    This is why our military hazes. So you don’t act like a bag of broken dicks on the battlefield.

    9 years ago at 12:11 pm
  2. Terence Fletcher

    We should honestly leave ISIS alone. America just needs to mind it’s own business like getting youth free college education and fixing the institutional discrimination apprarent all over the country

    9 years ago at 12:12 pm
    1. Terence Fletcher

      We should also strip citizens of their guns because it’s evident we only use them for evil. The 2ns amendment should be amended.

      9 years ago at 12:25 pm
      1. Terence Fletcher

        Gay marriage ruling should also be overturned. It is not moral for a daddy and a daddy to like to get in bed together

        9 years ago at 12:30 pm
      2. Terence Fletcher

        No chance man. Building a wall could really create enemies against US. We pride ourselves on free marketplace of ideas. That could severely start to hinder that.

        9 years ago at 12:35 pm
      3. Terence Fletcher

        Dude we’re not prohibiting ideas. We’re prohibiting the illegals that come over here and still our damn jobs. I got kids to feed

        9 years ago at 12:35 pm
      4. Terence Fletcher

        It’s obvious were not gonna agree on this so I’ll be the better man and bid you adieu. Good day sir

        9 years ago at 12:36 pm
  3. Sand_Hill_Alum

    Now if im not mistaken, I believe one of those hajis in that armored vehicle is firing a German MG42 also known as Hitler’s buzzsaw. It was widely used within the German fighting machine during the course of WWII.

    9 years ago at 12:15 pm
    1. VandyConservative

      It’s design was also very important for the development of the M60, with which U.S. servicemen hazed many a Viet Cong

      9 years ago at 12:33 pm
      1. Sand_Hill_Alum

        i actually dug a little deeper and found that its an MG3, a more modern variant of the MG42. its used widely in many middle eastern countries

        9 years ago at 4:15 pm
      2. cleavage

        It’s essentially the same gun mechanically as the 42 except it’s made to fire the 7.62 NATO round instead of the old as shit Mauser round developed in the 19th century.

        9 years ago at 6:17 pm
  4. The Hacksaw

    Here I was thinking it was hilarious when someone forgets that they have cap on their spitter. These fuckers did it with an RPG.

    9 years ago at 12:17 pm
  5. RAAALLPPHH

    I can just see our guys laughing their asses off shooting these dumbfucks rolling all over the ground.

    9 years ago at 12:46 pm
  6. Lord Frattenstein

    These people actually believe the reason they don’t have an IRL aimbot is because they didn’t pray hard enough.

    9 years ago at 12:50 pm