ISIS Headcam Footage Shows How Hilariously Bad They Are At War

ISIS Headcam Footage Shows How Hilariously Bad They Are At War

What separates the U.S. military from the rest of the world is not necessarily our size, amount of ammo, fighter jets, tanks, rockets, etc. No, what makes the United States the best goddamn force in the world is our preparation and training. Our forces are trained killers who strike with a precision known to no other country. That’s what makes us so powerful.

ISIS? Not so much. They aren’t trained to fight like us. Therefore, they don’t win like us. Vice News got their hands on some headcam footage of an ISIS foot soldier going to battle against Kurdish peshmerga troops in northern Iraq. The results are comedic.

And they wonder why we laugh at them. Here they are heading into battle, not like they were surprised attacked or anything, totally unprepared. The battle gets off to a hot start by one of the men reminding the other two not to shoot at their own men. Seems like a reminder that should be unnecessary, but this is ISIS we are talking about.

Secondly, the vehicle they are traveling in is a goddamn mess, making it difficult to find anything in there. Abu Abdullah is totally lost out in the middle of the battle scene. Doesn’t know which rocket is for which target like a goddamn idiot. No wonder he was shot and killed.

P.S. the rolling on the ground to retreat made me laugh.

[via Vice News]

    1. Kav

      It’s a nickname. I think it means “father of,” and they all just stick it in front of their actual first name. But don’t quote me on that

      9 years ago at 4:06 pm
  1. Crossfaded_and_confused

    Man let’s just fry these fuckers with the atom bomb, goats and all

    9 years ago at 1:38 pm
  2. ChristianPKP

    these guys are standard DAESH. No tactical radio network. No optics on their rifles. No real maneuver capabilities. Basically their plan was drive this here cardboard tank at the dug in enemy…and just lob rounds as far as you can. Also, don’t be surprised when you get blown the fuck up. These turd burglars roll up on even a platoon of infantry national guardsmen and they’ll be shaking hands w ol Satan before Allah Snackbar realizes there aren’t any virgins waiting…

    9 years ago at 2:57 am
  3. Abe_Froman

    Win like us? We haven’t won a war since WWII, which not coincidentally was the last war declared by Congress.

    9 years ago at 11:13 am