It Absolutely Blows This Cop’s Mind That The Frisbee Golfer He Pulled Over Doesn’t Have Pot On Him
This cop is getting a ton of backlash for profiling the disc golfer he pulled over as a pothead, but his job is to protect and serve, and if that requires putting a frisbee-slinging doper on blast in an effort to clean the streets of Ankeny, Iowa, so be it.
Frisbee satchel in the trunk means at least one baggie of low grade pot and related paraphernalia in the car 10 times out of 10. It’s an exact science–just like a “Coexist” bumper sticker means you vote left and don’t eat meat, and truck nuts hanging from your trailer hitch means you have a shotgun in the cab and a small dick in your pants. Profiling might hurt some feelings, but there’s a reason it exists, and it can be effective.
You can practically smell the schwag coming through YouTube.
“Do you play frisbee golf?”
“I do, a lot, actually.”
Boom. Confession. Lock this scumbag up and throw away the key.
Is the cop a prick? Yeah, no question. But when you’re face-to-face with the frisbee-chucking bowels of society, a police officer with a pleasant disposition is an ill-equipped one. You don’t bring brass knuckles to a gun fight and you don’t treat disc golfers like upstanding members of society..
Obviously this is meant to be a comical satire, but profiling as it was used in this instance is completely uncalled for. Whether the camera man was Ronald Reagan or the world’s biggest GDI, his fifth amendment rights protect him from having to answer whether he’s ever smoked pot before; the idea that exercising your fifth amendment rights somehow makes you instantly guilty pisses me off. Not to mention the typical police bullshit used in attempt to get him to surrender his fourth ammendment rights moments later.
11 years ago at 12:53 pm
11 years ago at 1:23 pmNice Gif, but if you ever make exec or fifth year, you’ll get prex’d.
11 years ago at 7:36 pmHe probably has no idea what that even means, let alone even aware there is a forum.
11 years ago at 7:19 am
11 years ago at 8:11 amI hate hippie potheads as much as the next guy, but I’ve got to respect this dude for knowing his rights and not being tricked into giving them up.
11 years ago at 1:33 pmBut Frat Potheads (Frotheads) rock! TFM!
11 years ago at 6:32 pmLittering and, littering and, littering and smoking the reefer.
11 years ago at 1:51 pmlets be honest how many of us in greek life can say they haven’t smoked pot
11 years ago at 1:52 pmI think part of the reason he might have profiled him is because frisbees are often used as a surface to roll while a vehicle is moving.
11 years ago at 1:54 pmThe dipshit with the fake IDs could’ve learned a lesson from this kid.
11 years ago at 2:18 pmThis cop is such an ass
11 years ago at 2:19 pm“You wouldn’t say one way or another if you’ve smoked pot, so I’ll take that as a yes”. Who tf is this guy?
11 years ago at 2:37 pmI was at a frisbee golf course one time and a cop came up to me as I was pulling out and stopped me. She told me that if i just went ahead and told her that I had smoked weed that I wouldn’t get in trouble for anything, which is a lie. We of course said no but she continued to try and get us to say we did. This is why I hate cops, she had no reason to believe that we had smoked except for the fact that we were at a frisbee golf course
11 years ago at 4:18 pm