“Jacking Off Is Good For You,” Says Science
Thought to cause sperm deficiencies and even blindness, masturbation among males has never been considered anything close to a beneficial activity. Well, it appears that times in the “masturbation science community” are changing. No longer is it taboo to talk about the “benefits” of “whacking it.” A new video put out by ASAP Science highlights all the reasons why you should be masturbating on a regular basis.
Researchers found a lot of relevant information for frequent jackers. For example, did you know whacking it might reduce your sperm count, but does not negatively affect the number of sperm retained by the female when you have sex? That means only the best and brightest jizz creatures are penetrating the eggs — ready to create a newer, better version of you. With this news coming just a few days after we find out that pulling out is just as safe as using condoms, it’s clearly been a good week for the male species.
Sounds like I might be the healthiest man in 2015..
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Johnson is at it again
10 years ago at 4:36 pmI’d rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than one more “Steve Holt” article.
10 years ago at 5:24 pm5th grade was the first time I ever came from jackin’ off. Haven’t looked back since.
10 years ago at 5:29 pm2010 was a good year for me, too.
10 years ago at 5:42 pmOver/under on number of weekly handjob stories by Steve Holt: 7?
10 years ago at 7:31 pmWhats better than jacking off? Steve holt fucking off
10 years ago at 9:34 pmSteve, masturbating that involves ur asshole and 3-5 fingers is not beneficial to your health
10 years ago at 10:47 pm1 point for science
10 years ago at 7:48 amSteve you’re a good guy
10 years ago at 8:57 am“Sounds like I might be the healthiest man of 2015”
10 years ago at 9:43 pmFuck off Steve, go choke on Caitlin Jenner’s dildo.