Jos A Banks Ties, Single Malt scotch, Padron Cigars and Ralph Lauren Black.

    1. bro your boat

      ^Let me guess, you base your wardrobe on the comments on these pictures. Winning Fratitude, excellent point. These tools bickering about brands deserve to have their manhood revoked.

      14 years ago at 5:02 pm
    2. Winning Fratitude

      Thank you bro your boat, you’re a gentleman and scholar.

      CandC- I really feel no necessity in telling you what my wardrobe consists of in order to gain internet friends. I agree with bro, you probably wouldn’t know how to dress without the fratography section of this website.

      14 years ago at 6:47 pm
    3. Phrat Pharm

      As far as I’m concerned, if there ain’t an animal on it, why bother wearing it. How will anyone know how much money I spend??

      14 years ago at 10:13 pm
  1. True Prep

    Might as well have posted a picture of Nickel Back or a nice stocking full of “poor as fuck.”

    14 years ago at 3:45 pm
    1. PTBAP

      ^ “Dear, be sure to lay out the red carpet for when are son gets home. I hope he’s happy that we spent over 5 figures on him this year!” So are we to assume that your parents spend thousands and thousands of dollars on every single member of their family?

      14 years ago at 4:23 pm
    2. SPECOA

      You took what I said and not only made some completely irrational assumptions, but blew them way the fuck out of proportion. Spending 5 figures on a holiday would be ridiculous unless a car is involved. But bragging to us that daddy is cool enough to buy liquor and cologne for their son is equally as stupid.

      14 years ago at 11:27 pm
    3. PTBAP

      I won’t disagree that bragging as the poster did is completely idiotic, something this site has turned into more and more (as was also my comments since I was playing into the stupidity of the site). But I personally don’t expect lavishing gifts every occasion, as I’m not some dumb ass sorority whore (no offense ladies). I was just stating $250 is a decent range for a mediocre Christmas.

      14 years ago at 12:30 am
  2. ItJustComesFratural

    Some of you goons make me sick. First of all talking down about owning ties from Jos A Bank is just ridiculous. I wouldn’t ever buy a suit there but to say I would never own a tie from there is just absurd. I’m sure any of us men could go in there and find a nice tie to go with several things we own and the ones I can see in the picture look nice enough to me and if you saw it on him you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Nitro, as “trashy” as it may be bragging about your Christmas gifts on TFM, calling him out on it doesn’t make you any better.

    14 years ago at 5:07 pm
  3. Hellfire Club

    I once took a shit, it was fucking huge. Clogged the toilet for a week. Took three pledges to get it out, only two of which returned.

    14 years ago at 5:30 pm
  4. Riverboat Gambler

    Great choice on the cigars. Next time go for the 1926/1964/Family maduros. A little heavier but definitely worth it. Enjoy!

    14 years ago at 6:21 pm
    1. Riverboat Gambler

      ^ you’re an idiot that clearly doesn’t know jack shit about cigars. A maduro is a shade of wrapper that takes a longer time to make because it is fermented and aged longer. Padron offers their cigars in natural and maduro wrappers just like most other decent cigar companies. And it’s a Padron, not a Pardon.

      14 years ago at 10:46 pm
    2. Token Frat Brother

      This is the best comment on the entire website. 1926 maduros are the best smokes in my opinion.

      14 years ago at 3:40 pm
    3. shooter 1855

      Taking a lap, switched up maduro and macanudo. Also I know it’s spelt Padron autocorrect switched it I feel like that was pretty obvious

      14 years ago at 2:23 pm
    4. GTAEPi1992

      One, I was about to come in and verbally sodomize shooter 1855, but then Riverboat took care of it fore me. Lap time shooter. Two, this is a fucking grave dig, but adderall binges take you into the TFM depths of TFM hell sometimes. Three, many of out fraternities are registered to get discounts from Joseph A Banks; that counts for something. Four, the best cigar of all time is one of these three: Arturo Fuente Fuente Opus X, Ashton ESG, or the La Flor Dominicana Colorado Oscuro.

      14 years ago at 1:22 am
  5. Hooch

    I never post on this website, but I feel compelled to let you know that your photograph is shockingly middle class. Not only are the items in that photo nothing to brag about, but your decision to post them on the internet shows poor breeding. There is no reason that anything from a department store, your average liquor store, or lowbrow clothier should be posted here. Overtly displaying wealth is classic new money, and you still failed to achieve that standard, as even a nouveau riche individual would not take pride in your “gifts.”

    14 years ago at 7:34 pm
    1. FrattyLite1899

      Hooch – take a lap. Even if you consider yourself to be above middle class I’m sure that you did absolutely nothing to contribute to your family’s financial situation. And it wasn’t just his decision to post here. Clearly the staff who decides what gets posted and what doesn’t thought that his picture was good enough, and I’m sure they don’t give 2 shits about your opinion, which is wrong by the way.

      Frat Dadddy- Frat on, sir.

      14 years ago at 10:05 pm
    2. The Bourbon Bowl

      ^^ THAT FUCKIN GUY sounds like a poor black. Yeah, I would not have bragged about getting ties from a used car salesman’s outlet and a cologne most of us wore in 8th grade to get handjobs.

      14 years ago at 10:37 am