Jadeveon Clowney Has Completely Stopped Giving Any F**ks
Speed limits? For pussies. Police? Let non-future first round draft pick peasants fear them. School? Well, he was probably neglecting that from the get go. Jadeveon Clowney is a soon to be rich man, but he will forever be poor in fucks, because he has none to give and never will.
South Carolina’s superstar defensive end was recently pulled over for speeding, again, this time doing 100 in a 70 84 in a 55. So did he politely apologize to the ticketing officer and try to get out of the ticket? Nah. He just laughed off the fine. Then to make fun of his speeding habits, or perhaps show how little of a fuck he gives, he took a pic with some traffic cops and tweeted it. Pretty sure if I tried that the officer would tell me to go fuck myself, take off his badge and punch me in the jaw, “off duty”, for having such a smart mouth. It’s happened before.
We in here me and my boys lol pic.twitter.com/sKfDdvMoDo
— jadeveon clowney 7 (@clownejd) December 27, 2013
[via For The Win]
Probably the first time in recorded history a black man was told to step out of the car by cops and wasn’t arrested, beaten, or both.
12 years ago at 4:36 pmWay to go for the low-hanging fruit, champ.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmOh wow you made a racist joke! Congrats!
12 years ago at 4:42 pmOne of the cops is black…
12 years ago at 5:03 pmThis guy is exec? What the fuck has TFM come to
12 years ago at 5:04 pm^Says the “JI”
12 years ago at 5:34 pm^
12 years ago at 5:50 pm^^My thoughts exactly. But after the hoarde of Yahoo Answers accounts, I honestly couldn’t tell if he was an idiot trying to fit in or just another troll.
12 years ago at 6:22 pm^,^^,^^^^ holy shit, looks like periods syncing up is true!
12 years ago at 6:04 pmI’ve got some low hanging fruit for ya Martin
12 years ago at 6:33 pmBetween Clowney and the Ole Ball Coach, that football team is just totally devoid of fucks to be given.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmFuck the 12
12 years ago at 4:40 pmOne time he copied my test answers. So I’m basically on the team.
12 years ago at 4:42 pmsomething was done here
12 years ago at 1:13 pm^ was there?
12 years ago at 3:23 pmThis might be the worst researched peice ever. First of all he got pulled over for 84 in a 55. And those cops clearly say Orlando where the bowl game is and not South Carolina where he got pulled over. You seem angry at South Carolina. I would blame Andrew Baggett instead.
12 years ago at 4:45 pmNah, I don’t mind South Carolina at all. Plus we still won the SEC East so what’s to hate? Thanks for shitting the bed against Tennessee. That was like a full 60 minutes of Andrew Baggett-ing.
Oh, and you should research how to spell “piece.”
12 years ago at 5:55 pm^ Was at that game. Bed-shitting indeed.
12 years ago at 6:13 pmBacon going HAM. Always a joy reading Bacon’s rebuttals, and the inevitable butt hurt that follows.
12 years ago at 6:30 pm^ Oh shit, a pork joke
12 years ago at 8:14 pmBacon are you slow? It clearly says Orlando police on the motorcycle
12 years ago at 4:47 pmWhat about the South Carolina flags on the back of the motorcycles?
12 years ago at 5:18 pmI did not look that closely at the picture. My mistake.
12 years ago at 5:56 pmIt’s ok man, I forgive you.
12 years ago at 6:28 pmWhat’s up you grimey little cumstains. It’s arms day today. I wanna see a close grip bench x3, tricep extensions x3, bicep curls x3, preacher curls x3, and skull rushers x3, or I will impregnate your sisters and come back in a few months to abort it in front of your eyes.
12 years ago at 4:48 pm*skull crushers
12 years ago at 5:11 pm0/10 for the idea, 0/10 for execution.
12 years ago at 8:19 pmJadeveon Clowney…doesn’t get much blacker than that
12 years ago at 5:02 pmIf he gets drafted by my team please don’t be a bust.
12 years ago at 11:33 amcan this gentleman read?
12 years ago at 6:06 pm