UPDATE: Jameis Winston Suspended For First Half Of Saturday’s Game For Shouting, “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” In The FSU Student Union
UPDATE: Jameis Winston has been suspended for the first half of Saturday’s matchup against Clemson for shouting the words “fuck” and “pussy” at the top of his lungs.
#FSU statement calls Jameis Winston’s comments “offensive & vulgar” & says he’ll undergo internal discipline & sit out 1st half vs #Clemson
— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) September 17, 2014
Luckily for Seminoles fans, Clemson always finds a way to blow it in big games. Winston’s suspension shouldn’t have an affect on the beat-down FSU will lay on the Tigers.
What is reigning Heisman trophy winner Jameis Winston up to today?
We know he’s on campus in Tallahassee. We know he was at the student union. And we know he stood on a table in the student union and shouted, “Fuck her right in the pussy!” Here’s the fake newscast video that started the trend:
How do we know Winston did this? Well, we can’t know for sure, but everybody at Florida State (hi, DG) with a Twitter account is talking about it:
Jameis Winston just yelled “Fuck her right in the pussy” on campus I shit you not.
— Kief Osceola (@KiefOsceola) September 16, 2014
If you’re wondering how my day is going so far, Jameis Winston just jumped on a table in the union and yelled “fuck her right in the pussy” — Katelyn Boyd (@katelyngail) September 16, 2014
Dammit, Jameis. That’s not how you’re supposed to behave!
[via Deadspin]
Image via Twitter
Can we just put a muzzle and tracker on him so he doesn’t make anymore stupid mistakes and him sounding stupid?
10 years ago at 6:35 pmStupid sounding like the sentence you just wrote?
10 years ago at 7:04 pmWho gives a shit. It’s actually pretty funny.
10 years ago at 7:46 pmDamn I can’t even speak mentally challenged ape language
10 years ago at 6:37 pmHe may be a certified jigaboo but he does win titles as a freshman. Also, I’d blow him. No homo. Go Noles!
10 years ago at 9:15 pmSo she translated it for us from jigaboo to proper English then?
10 years ago at 9:18 pmWow will Bradley noles suck. Gator nation!
10 years ago at 10:25 amCalm down southern republican
10 years ago at 12:26 amI think you mean first the rape, then the crab legs, and now this.
10 years ago at 7:04 pmBefore all that it was shooting apartment windows out with a pellet gun
10 years ago at 12:44 pm“I said….we said….we fuck? Dey said we gon fuck if you fuck. I said we gon fuck her right in the pussy den.” -Jameis Winston
10 years ago at 7:07 pmJameis goes to the union?
10 years ago at 8:24 pmwell i guess coach didn’t say don’t fuck the cheese so its all good
10 years ago at 10:50 pmThis is the 2nd retarded comment I’ve seen come out of you. Delete your account for the greater good of this website.
10 years ago at 12:18 amCan he even spell that?
10 years ago at 11:11 pmWe need some quality control on this shit.
10 years ago at 11:28 pmThis just in: Crazy Tinder girl is making a new song about this.
10 years ago at 7:26 amThis just in: Crazy Tinder girl is making a new song about this moment.
10 years ago at 7:27 am