UPDATE: Jameis Winston Suspended For First Half Of Saturday’s Game For Shouting, “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” In The FSU Student Union

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UPDATE: Jameis Winston has been suspended for the first half of Saturday’s matchup against Clemson for shouting the words “fuck” and “pussy” at the top of his lungs.



Luckily for Seminoles fans, Clemson always finds a way to blow it in big games. Winston’s suspension shouldn’t have an affect on the beat-down FSU will lay on the Tigers.
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What is reigning Heisman trophy winner Jameis Winston up to today?

We know he’s on campus in Tallahassee. We know he was at the student union. And we know he stood on a table in the student union and shouted, “Fuck her right in the pussy!” Here’s the fake newscast video that started the trend:

How do we know Winston did this? Well, we can’t know for sure, but everybody at Florida State (hi, DG) with a Twitter account is talking about it:


— Kief Osceola (@KiefOsceola) September 16, 2014

Dammit, Jameis. That’s not how you’re supposed to behave!

[via Deadspin]

Image via Twitter

  1. GeorgeH31

    Can we just put a muzzle and tracker on him so he doesn’t make anymore stupid mistakes and him sounding stupid?

    10 years ago at 6:35 pm
    1. TotalWillBradleyMove

      He may be a certified jigaboo but he does win titles as a freshman. Also, I’d blow him. No homo. Go Noles!

      10 years ago at 9:15 pm
  2. vv

    “I said….we said….we fuck? Dey said we gon fuck if you fuck. I said we gon fuck her right in the pussy den.” -Jameis Winston

    10 years ago at 7:07 pm
    1. PFC_Wintergreen

      This is the 2nd retarded comment I’ve seen come out of you. Delete your account for the greater good of this website.

      10 years ago at 12:18 am
  3. RicherThan99Percent

    This just in: Crazy Tinder girl is making a new song about this moment.

    10 years ago at 7:27 am