James Franco Attributes Guy-On-Guy Sex To “Total Frat Move” And I Love Him So Much
It’s always a big day in the office when we get a little love on the celeb front — like the time during the first episode of this season’s Hard Knocks when JJ Watt was seen wearing one of our shirts in the locker room, or when Johnny Manziel tweeted “#TFTC,” oh, or how about the time last week when James Franco captioned a photo of a book about guy-on-guy sex between “straight white men” not being gay with “#totalfratmove!!!!”
That was a big one for us. Getting that kind of attention from a tier 1 movie star — that’s huge.
I see you, James. And I love you. You’re one of my favorite actors, man. Talk about range. You can play any role. I believe that. And you’ll kill it! Handsome guy, too. With your charm, talent, sense of humor, and crazy good looks, you’re a serious catch.
If you and me got drunk enough at the same party — you know, get all nice and loose — things could happen. I’m not saying they would for sure, but I could see us experimenting a little bit. A couple handsome, fun guys like us. Yep. Maybe some flirtatious touching, some gentle kissing, hell, maybe even some man-on-man butt sex. Just a couple straight, white guys having some totally hetero intercourse. I could totally get down like that. No homo, though..
I had you pegged as more of a dave franco kind of guy
10 years ago at 3:53 pmNice usage of “pegged” here.
10 years ago at 3:56 pm“So hot right now”
10 years ago at 4:12 pm“I’m so tired, no Todd not now”
10 years ago at 5:23 pmYes, now
10 years ago at 8:33 pmHe’s too old for you.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmHe’s a little old for you Dorn.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmDorn, he’s too old for your.
10 years ago at 3:55 pmIt wasn’t clever the first time someone said this let alone the third. And is it that tough to spellcheck one sentence you shithead?
10 years ago at 4:32 pmWhy doesn’t it surprise me Dorn is the author of this article
10 years ago at 3:55 pmi was surprised actually, just reading the title of the article i thought it was a Steve Holt piece.
10 years ago at 4:01 pmHe basically underhand lobbed these ones to us.
10 years ago at 9:29 pmJesus Fucking Christ.
10 years ago at 3:56 pmDorn fucking Franco
10 years ago at 4:23 amWhile Francos fucking dorn
10 years ago at 4:23 amoh Dillon you’re so gay.
10 years ago at 3:56 pmWell, since you said “No Homo”, I guess it’s ok.
10 years ago at 3:56 pmThe jokes write themselves on this one
10 years ago at 3:57 pmToo bad he said, “no homo”.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmI hear Steveholt wrote a shitty forward for that book. It was mostly a list
10 years ago at 3:58 pm