James Franco Attributes Guy-On-Guy Sex To “Total Frat Move” And I Love Him So Much
It’s always a big day in the office when we get a little love on the celeb front — like the time during the first episode of this season’s Hard Knocks when JJ Watt was seen wearing one of our shirts in the locker room, or when Johnny Manziel tweeted “#TFTC,” oh, or how about the time last week when James Franco captioned a photo of a book about guy-on-guy sex between “straight white men” not being gay with “#totalfratmove!!!!”
That was a big one for us. Getting that kind of attention from a tier 1 movie star — that’s huge.
I see you, James. And I love you. You’re one of my favorite actors, man. Talk about range. You can play any role. I believe that. And you’ll kill it! Handsome guy, too. With your charm, talent, sense of humor, and crazy good looks, you’re a serious catch.
If you and me got drunk enough at the same party — you know, get all nice and loose — things could happen. I’m not saying they would for sure, but I could see us experimenting a little bit. A couple handsome, fun guys like us. Yep. Maybe some flirtatious touching, some gentle kissing, hell, maybe even some man-on-man butt sex. Just a couple straight, white guys having some totally hetero intercourse. I could totally get down like that. No homo, though..
I think SteveHolt’s shitty articles are rubbing off on you Dorn.
10 years ago at 4:05 pmThose won’t be the only things rubbing off on dorn in the near future.
10 years ago at 4:08 pmIt’s official, gentlemen, we are now in the post-Brokeback era.
10 years ago at 4:12 pmI’m not ashamed to say that James Franco is an attractive guy.
10 years ago at 4:12 pmThe world would be a better place without you.
10 years ago at 4:17 pmTwo things I am ashamed of. 1. My username. 2. Spending so much time on a site that allows you to continue to get paid to write articles for them.
10 years ago at 5:45 pmNobody asked you geed
10 years ago at 1:39 amNothin’ gay about two straight dudes banging it out. That’s just a fact.
10 years ago at 4:15 pmBingo.
10 years ago at 4:22 pmIt’s not gay, just brotherhood.
10 years ago at 4:28 pmJames Franco says he’s gay up until the point if being attracted to men. He’s also smart up until the point he speaks.
10 years ago at 4:29 pmI dunno man. If he’s dumb, sign me up for some of that brand of stupidity. Dude’s done all right for himself.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmNo idea what direction to take this. So many ways. Man-on-man butt sex? WTF?
10 years ago at 4:29 pmIt’s only gay if the balls touch.
10 years ago at 4:38 pmDorn don’t you think James Franco is a bit old for you?
10 years ago at 4:40 pmNot an ok usage of #BUTTSTUFF2015
10 years ago at 4:50 pmKnow how I know you’re gay?
10 years ago at 4:56 pm