Maybe it’s because of how hard Danica Patrick is sold as a sex symbol, but I just don’t find her all that attractive. Every time a sports writer or a Go Daddy ad makes a joke about how hot she is the only thought I can have is, “If she were hot I would know. I have two eyeballs and a dick. One of those would tell me if she were sexy.”
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Franco. Gay.
13 years ago at 5:21 pm
13 years ago at 5:28 pm^
13 years ago at 6:59 pm^^
13 years ago at 8:51 pm^^^
13 years ago at 9:39 pmI don’t care if she can drive or not, I’d still hit it.
13 years ago at 5:22 pmWell if you refused to hit it with girls who couldn’t drive, I hope you either like masturbating or dudes because those would be your choices.
13 years ago at 6:11 pmValid point sir
13 years ago at 6:46 pmMaybe it’s because of how hard Danica Patrick is sold as a sex symbol, but I just don’t find her all that attractive. Every time a sports writer or a Go Daddy ad makes a joke about how hot she is the only thought I can have is, “If she were hot I would know. I have two eyeballs and a dick. One of those would tell me if she were sexy.”
TL;DR–Danica Patrick’s not that hot.
13 years ago at 11:46 pmAnd James Franco is right
13 years ago at 5:24 pmI’m surprised Danica was on top of the pole….. I always assumed she was a lesbian. HEEEYYOOOO!!!!
13 years ago at 5:26 pmDanica may have gotten the pole. But Jimmie still finished first.
13 years ago at 7:44 pm^ I see what you did there
13 years ago at 11:26 pmBecause propane is virtually odorless and colorless in its natural state, a commercial odorant is added so propane can be detected if it leaks from its container!
13 years ago at 5:32 pmHoly fuckin shit someone actually did it. ^A true patriot.
13 years ago at 8:04 pm^^That guy up there
13 years ago at 9:46 pm^^^Fuck yes.
13 years ago at 11:59 amgay hair
13 years ago at 5:39 pmStill can’t convince me women can drive.
13 years ago at 6:03 pmWhy couldn’t Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.
13 years ago at 6:04 pmWhy ya’ll actin s’picious?
13 years ago at 6:26 pmFranco sucks but at least Danica swallows.
13 years ago at 6:55 pm