James Harrison Returns His Kids’ Participation Trophies, Has A Message For Soft Americans
Thirteen years, five Pro Bowls, and two Super Bowl championships after going undrafted out of Kent State in the 2002 NFL Draft, and Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison is still somehow chugging along collecting checks. How is this dude still in the league? HARD WORK, of course. Always EARNED, never given.
He just strikes me as the kind of guy who listens to Eric Thomas motivational speeches on loop during his workouts. “The day you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful!”
Harrison is now passing along his resentment for entitlement to his kids, who received participation trophies yesterday from Next Level Athletics. He was having none of it. Not in his house.
Boom! Roasted! Our boy from the top rope dropping the hammer on candy ass, trophy giving liberals with the knockout “sorry I’m not sorry” blow. I’m all in on the #HarrisonFamilyValues .
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As a Ravens fan, I can say that this man was always a badass when he played, and this man may save America.
10 years ago at 7:25 pmIt’s about time someone came out and said it.
10 years ago at 7:27 pmWhat a nut case. Participation trophies were what showed me that I didn’t have to be the coolest, or most athletic. It’s all about effort! Everyone should be rewarded, not just the top 1%.
10 years ago at 7:29 pmLosers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
10 years ago at 7:36 pmIs your sister the prom queen?
10 years ago at 8:25 pmIf a recovering anorexic with borderline Aspergers’ is your thing, then have at it.
10 years ago at 8:34 pmborderline aspergers is my bread and butter
10 years ago at 9:09 pmCarla was the prom queen
10 years ago at 8:28 pmSean Connery. TFM
10 years ago at 8:41 pmI like you because you express everything I hate in a concise and clear way
10 years ago at 7:38 pmIf TFM didn’t believe in participation trophies they’d hurry up and #BlackballSteveHolt.
10 years ago at 7:29 pmInitiation into SigEp is a participation medal.
10 years ago at 7:32 pmSick pal you definitely know what you’re talking about
10 years ago at 7:46 pmNo, having to hangout with the pussies you initiate does not count as hazing.
10 years ago at 8:01 pmDude, drunken haze had to spend 20 minutes sweeping a floor one time.
10 years ago at 8:44 pmAs an old-school, traditional SigEp, I absolutely agree with you. If I ever have a son, I’m gonna tell him to rush SigChi or KA like his granddad.
10 years ago at 10:52 amDope, man thanks for sharing
10 years ago at 11:16 amThanks for listening, do I feel better now? Yea, yea I do
10 years ago at 3:46 amAt his age, the way he still continues to work so hard to improve his craft while encouraging others around him to do the same makes him a true testament to the city of Pittsburgh. Those kids are going to grow up to be some serious savages and are going to earn their bids. #Deebo4Prez
10 years ago at 7:35 pmSo many problems in this country could be solved if more people had that same attitude.
10 years ago at 7:37 pmDorn would ask these little kids if they want to see the trophies in his room
10 years ago at 7:54 pmGetting praised for doing the least amount asked for. TFM.
10 years ago at 7:56 pmKids aren’t that stupid. They’re going to notice if everyone gets an award and realize that it wasn’t a special accomplishment or a handout.
10 years ago at 9:06 pmNo, kids are very stupid
10 years ago at 3:01 am