James Madison FIJI Had Potentials Compile A Freshmen Girl Hottie List With Names, Dorm Numbers, And Hotness Rankings
So we received a tip about this last week and decided to sit on the story, because contrary to what some believe, we’re not here to bring down Greek life one article at a time. These documents made the rounds on the James Madison campus the last few days and now other media outlets have released them to the world wide web, so here we are.
Many of you are probably familiar with the protocol of compiling together names of potential new members to a list in order to make it a hell of a lot easier for the recruitment chair to go through and invite the guys out to rush events. Well, one brother of the Phi Gamma Delta chapter at JMU took it a step further, got interested PNMs to do the same thing, but with incoming freshmen girls and their perceived “hotness” ranking. Our tipster sent in the following documents below.
We have received word from an inside source that once the chapter president caught wind of the list, the brother was immediately removed from the fraternity.
Guys, whether they’re in Greek life or not, talk about meeting girls and rank them on a fairly regular basis. It’s not exactly groundbreaking news. But when you write it down, have the girls’ dorm rooms listed, and preface it with “Now this is a little creepy thing to do but necessary so let’s keep this low key,” you’re going to appear as a predator 100 percent of the time. Just not a good look.
I advise anyone who has this idea in the future to just think about how it might come across in the wrong hands, for just a second, and you’ll never run into this problem again..
Update 09/24/15 1:42 PM:
Statement from the FIJI chapter at James Madison:
[Name redacted] acted totally on his own in writing the letter that has sparked this controversy. The letter does not reflect the values that our chapter promotes and our members embrace. Accordingly, [Name redacted] has been removed from our chapter. We will continue to cooperate with the University in every way necessary to resolve this matter.
Dorn has a similar list but with little boys and elementary schools
9 years ago at 1:31 pm“Guys, nationals just called. They are not happy.”
9 years ago at 1:34 pmCreeping on girls is a FIJI thing Dan? I mean, isn’t your job description basically that?
9 years ago at 1:35 pmI’m pretty sure Dan is a FIJI so yeah
9 years ago at 1:38 pmI thought this was America
9 years ago at 2:38 pmI can’t figure out which part is dumber – punishing an adult for listing sexual interests or writing them down. Either way, this was harmless and stupid. And I call bullshit on any male or female adult who claims to have never listed and discussed sexual interests with friends.
9 years ago at 2:03 pmClassic FIJI
9 years ago at 2:21 pmThe whole dorm room thing is just kinda creepy
9 years ago at 2:37 pmWhat the fuck is Frog week.
9 years ago at 3:09 pmIt’s a week before classes start but all the freshmen move in so it’s like Syllabus week part 1. It stands for FiRstyearOrientationGroup
9 years ago at 5:27 pmFirst yeaR Orientation Guide
9 years ago at 6:48 pmFuck JMU for trying so hard to make that gay acronym work.
9 years ago at 1:34 amWhy is your user name Valsalva Maneuver? The picture goes along with it quite nicely, but… WTF?!
9 years ago at 11:48 amDude. That shit is sophomoric at WORST. Congratulations TFM, and way to join the likes of Gawker in making this out to be some sort of serious scandal. The guy gets the boot from the fraternity and publicly shamed over this? Maybe for actually putting it to paper and being that big of a donkey, but jesus fucking christ, gimme a break. I didn’t need to join a fraternity to be scoping the freshman facebook and seeing what my boys and I had to work with. Fuck you, and Fuck Steve Holt with a rusty tall boy of Natty Ice. #TGAWKERM #TJIZZABELM #BLACKBALLSTEVEHOLT.
9 years ago at 3:40 pmSo did you read what I wrote or just comment after seeing the headline?
9 years ago at 3:56 pmI did read it. I more or less agree with you in principle, and as I said it’s a stupid thing to get caught doing (aka – lay in the bed your made), but in my humble opinion there should be more of a “who gives a fuck” stance taken. In any event, fuck ALL of you for creating Steve Holt.
9 years ago at 4:17 pmYou just seem immensely offended by this “sophomoric” and “who gives a fuck” incident.
9 years ago at 5:11 pmFratPoppa just turn around and walk away…you’ll get em next time champ
9 years ago at 11:12 pmSounds like someone didn’t get a bid from FIJI
9 years ago at 9:36 am[Name redacted] is a chode.
9 years ago at 4:06 pmI really want to point out the sheer unbelievable idiocy of handing this out to POTENTIAL NEW MEMBERS.
9 years ago at 6:10 pm