As a gentleman and a scholar, I know that Yurman is the key to keeping those sandwiches and BJs coming. TFM.

  1. Decimus Fratius Maridius

    No, being FaF keeps those sandwiches and BJ’s coming Geed. A true Frat Daddy doesn’t have to bribe his slampiece.

    14 years ago at 2:23 pm
    1. happy to be a slampiece

      He’s right. It’s more demeaning for a fratdaddy to try to “pay” me.

      14 years ago at 2:36 pm
    2. fratastic

      First off, Yurman cost a lot, Therefore it is FaF to buy them. Second, not buying stuff may work on those twos your bringing home, but if you’re hitten up a dime piece, you gotta give em a little something every once in awhile. This is why you are not a Gentleman and a scholar. You GDI.

      14 years ago at 4:35 pm
    3. Decimus Fratius Maridius

      Wrong dipshit. I bring home dimes because I have good game, I’m good looking, and I’m FaF. My personality and looks are enough for me to pull an attractive sorostitue. I apologize if your “dime-piece”makes you give her things to stay around, that’s pathetic.

      14 years ago at 7:48 pm
    4. Fratastic

      Obviously were on different scales bro. Guessing from how retarded you sound, I’d say the dime pieces you’re snatching are like my ones. I’m sure your big talk, small brain personality helps you pick up plenty of grenades for you to get your two pumps and done in, but when you actually frat hard you know how to get it in with some true dimes. So if you need some pointers I’ll teach you how to truly look good and be FaF.

      14 years ago at 12:05 pm
    5. THAT fucking guy

      using the terms “bro” and “grenade”=NF.

      fratastic=ugly ass tap-out wearing geed.

      14 years ago at 2:48 pm
  2. ponies&pearls

    As a girl, being respected and treated well by my fratdaddy is what keeps me around. But if I don’t see a Yurman on my wrist come Christmas day (we all know you can afford it guys), I might have to reevaluate the situation.

    14 years ago at 3:25 pm
  3. Pays to be Pretty

    I’ll make sandwiches regardless, but they may have a little extra meat on them and be cut into squares if there is a Yurman involved. =)

    14 years ago at 4:43 pm
    1. Horatio Caine needs Croakies

      Squares = NF
      Triangles = Eh. As long as there isn’t crust.
      Fucking dinosaur shaped sandwiches? = TFM.

      14 years ago at 8:19 pm
  4. Fratting is a habit, get like me

    Somebody needs to explain to me why everyone thinks Yurman is the best. I would not want 90% of what I’ve seen of it, it just looks gaudy.

    14 years ago at 9:02 pm
    1. Sweetheart

      I don’t like it all that much anymore, either. All these girls act like Yurman is the best and it’s not. I only have one piece that I still wear on a daily basis.

      14 years ago at 8:41 am