Jaromir Jagr Wanted To Test His Body And Strength Against Hurricane Matthew
With Florida governor Rick Scott ordering a state of emergency and the evacuation of millions of residents, a 44-year-old Jaromir Jagr was looking forward to the challenge of taking Hurricane Matthew head on.
From Fox Sports:
“I’m okay. People have to survive two weeks without water, (so) I can try for two days,” he told the Miami Herald on Thursday. “I have to test my body. I want to see how strong I am.”
As big a hockey guy move as it gets. Zero chance Jagr was going to run or make a last minute Publix run to stock up on water, milk, bread, eggs, and generators to hunker down and wait out this natural disaster. I guarantee he just grabbed a handle of vodka, tied himself to the highest dock pole in a Miami port, and laughed in the category 4 storm’s face throughout.
This is probably Jagr right now chasing down the hurricane because he felt cheated of a real, near-death test.
Godspeed, Jagr..
[via Fox Sports]
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That man’s life is a never ending series of power moves.
8 years ago at 8:43 amThe mullet gives him strength, much like Sampson’s beard.
8 years ago at 9:14 amHey assholes I already shit so can you wait until tomorrow morning to post Fail Friday?
8 years ago at 9:20 amThey usually wait about two more weeks
8 years ago at 9:39 amI bet the pledges can go without water for 2 days
8 years ago at 9:24 amWhat pledges?
8 years ago at 7:05 pmDoing completely ridiculous shit to test your limits. TFM.
8 years ago at 11:12 amIt’s not that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing.
8 years ago at 11:29 am