This is funny because it references celebrated NHL player Jaromir Jagr, who in addition to his illustrious hocker career was recently in the news for being the victim of a blackmail attempt by a former sexual partner, who demanded extortion money to prevent the release of nude photos of the star taken during one of their illicit trysts.
Rather than give in to this avaricious trollop’s financial demands, the famous athlete nonchalantly informed her that he was indifferent to the possibility of his sexual exploits becoming public knowledge. His unconcerned dismissal of her threat suggests a confident, almost prideful nonchalance to public knowledge of his conquests, in a manner similar to the stereotypical manner in which fraternity men view their own carnal reputations.
I think I’ve seen this before.
9 years ago at 6:04 pmIf you were unaware of how the passage of time worked, I posted this before the article.
9 years ago at 6:41 pmTFM posted your post right after they posted the article. I’m more annoyed with them for allowing both to go through.
9 years ago at 11:17 pmThey probably saw mine then wrote the article.
9 years ago at 11:29 amTaking credit for someone else’s work. TFM.
If only there was an article on this…
9 years ago at 6:18 pmI hate everything about you.
9 years ago at 7:40 pmT3DaysGraceM
9 years ago at 7:44 pmNo one asked^ so stfu u fucking pussy
9 years ago at 9:34 pmWatching you try to fight my battles is like letting the brother tipping on acid talk to the cops, you can only make things worse
9 years ago at 10:59 pmTipping Acid. RFM.
9 years ago at 12:14 amI laughed harder than I should have at this.
9 years ago at 11:59 pmThis is funny because it references celebrated NHL player Jaromir Jagr, who in addition to his illustrious hocker career was recently in the news for being the victim of a blackmail attempt by a former sexual partner, who demanded extortion money to prevent the release of nude photos of the star taken during one of their illicit trysts.
Rather than give in to this avaricious trollop’s financial demands, the famous athlete nonchalantly informed her that he was indifferent to the possibility of his sexual exploits becoming public knowledge. His unconcerned dismissal of her threat suggests a confident, almost prideful nonchalance to public knowledge of his conquests, in a manner similar to the stereotypical manner in which fraternity men view their own carnal reputations.
9 years ago at 10:26 pmAvaricious trollops. TSM.
9 years ago at 11:27 pmThe best part is the model he was in bed with has a 19 year old boyfriend on the Czech national team that still idolizes Jagr.
9 years ago at 11:21 am