Jason Dufner’s Weight Loss Is Downright Disturbing

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That’s it. I’ve seen enough. I’m legitimately concerned for the health of Jason Dufner. Duff daddy, once the epitome of the dad bod, is withering away right before my eyes. Take a look for yourself.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, what in the shit is going on? Our boy looks like he has the same nutritionist that McConaughey hired for “Dallas Buyers Club.” That or he’s on the Dustin Johnson diet. Either way, I’m emotionally distressed by his transformation into a celery stick.

#PrayForDufner

      1. Dornos_Defense_Attorney

        Jack Hammer,
        I respectfully demand to know the status of my client. He has never been away for this long. We haven’t seen an article or comment from him in days. Frankly, we are concerned. Is Dorn ok?

        11 years ago at 5:35 pm
      2. Jock Hummer

        Dorn had a Fifty Shades accident that required an emergency room visit and minor surgery. He should be back home tomorrow and back at work on Friday.

        11 years ago at 6:17 pm
      3. CREEPYALUM

        What mean comments? Wasn’t a single mention of “daddy issues” in the whole comment section. First time that’s happened … ever.

        11 years ago at 6:15 pm
    1. Frobert The III

      Im going to be honest here and admit that I dont know if that was a compliment or insult.

      11 years ago at 7:47 pm
      1. WDEATL

        She’s the reason that his admirable physique has fallen by the wayside. Surely we can all agree on that?

        After all, she is a Bammer.

        11 years ago at 10:02 pm
  1. CREEPYALUM

    He’ll fatten up once he realizes this ruins his status as a dad bod icon a la Jonah Hill.

    11 years ago at 5:49 pm
    1. CREEPYALUM

      On another note, if I ever put out a rap album, I’m calling it “Dad Bod Icon”

      11 years ago at 1:15 pm
    1. Greg Maddux

      I am a fan of the dad bod, but losing weight and gaining flexibility (increasing club head speed) will actually increase distance.

      11 years ago at 7:38 pm
  2. BerrisFueller

    If you’re gonna give up the dad body, at least go and add some muscle so you don’t look like a cancerous marathon runner

    11 years ago at 7:31 am