Jeff Bagwell Enjoys Retirement By Grabbing A Handful Of Tit At The Stros Game
Retirement looks good on Jeff Bagwell — sitting front row at the Stros game with his wife, throwing back $12 beers, and grabbing all kinds of tit.
Funny story here: I had dinner next to Jeff Kent last night at this spot down the street from my crib. Turns out he’s a neighbor.
Jeff Kent isn't on Twitter so I can't @ him. I saw you at dinner with your fam tonight, Jeff. These burbs aren't big enough for the 2 of us.
— Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) July 21, 2015
I quickly learned, thanks to a rando on Twitter, that Kent and Bags are best friends.
@RogerJDorn Jeff Kent and Jeff Bagwell are best friends.
— Max Treu (@jajaitsmax) July 21, 2015
I have no way to know if this is true or not but it’s 100% true because the rando on Twitter is a standup guy. Classic sequence of events here. I run into Bags’ best buddy, suburb family man Jeff Kent, having a nice, quiet dinner with the wife and kids, then Bags grabs headlines the following night by feeling his large-chested wife up on TV.
What a duo these two are. .
She might be a little tipsy but if you fail to acknowledge the public boob grab, you’re definitely down for some butt-related activites
10 years ago at 10:44 pmYour username implies that you’re in high school.
10 years ago at 10:59 pmYour username implies that you wanna get in Dorn’s pants.
10 years ago at 11:06 pmIf you’re going to post anything this late at night, at least make it actually worth pausing pornhub
10 years ago at 10:44 pmsimultaneously browsing the Hub and Twitter, strange
10 years ago at 10:50 pmYou’re thinking too much
10 years ago at 11:02 pmHe’s lost a bit of blood where he needs it, so it’s understandable.
10 years ago at 10:00 pmI feel like Dorno just uses TFM as his personal twitter account by telling us all these pointless stories
10 years ago at 10:48 pmWant to hear some more?
10 years ago at 10:49 pmI don’t know about him, but I do. Tell us another one, Uncle Dillon!
10 years ago at 10:58 pmWhile we have you, fire helmet stickers?
10 years ago at 11:01 pmJeff slides in to second base and he’s safe!
10 years ago at 10:54 pmAlso, #BlackballSteveHolt
10 years ago at 10:55 pmforums sailboats something something jet fuel steel beams
10 years ago at 10:01 pmjust stick to the #BlackBallSteveHolt. You’re not funny otherwise.
10 years ago at 11:01 pmComing from the guy who chose the name “Geed N Proud”.
10 years ago at 7:42 amThis kid could make fifth year in a week.
10 years ago at 11:11 pmClassic
10 years ago at 10:59 pmThanks WorldStar.
10 years ago at 11:08 pmBaseball, Beer, Boobs. God bless America.
10 years ago at 11:55 pmNever call them the Stros again you douche
10 years ago at 12:48 amIt’s not a coincidence that L.J. Hoes is batting.
10 years ago at 9:04 am