Jets WR Robby Anderson Speeds, Runs Red Lights, Resists Arrest, And Angrily Tells Cop He Will Bang His Wife
Wide Receiver Robby Anderson was a bright spot for the 5-11 New York Jets this season, leading the squad in touchdown receptions and receiving yards. That’s on the field. But off the field has been a different story for the second year pro, as he was just arrested for the second time in a matter of months for doing some pretty reckless shit.
From Slater Scoops:
Anderson is facing several serious charges including: harm to a public servant/family, reckless driving, eluding police, and resisting arrest.
According the cops, Anderson sped past a marked police car at 105 mph in a 45 mph speed zone. Anderson also allegedly ran two red lights and did not stop for the officer behind him.
That is a host of serious charges. What could this guy have possibly done? Obviously 105 in a 45 is more than excessive, and he didn’t listen when they flashed the lights at him; I understand that much. But what in the world is “harm to a public servant/family”?
After finally coming to a stop, Anderson told the officer who arrested him that he was going to find his wife, “f*ck her, and n*t in her eye.”
The police report says Anderson bragged about how much money he had and how the officer was just trying to “ruin his fun.”
Well that settles that. I can’t think of anything more disrespectful than telling a police officer to his face that you’re going to bust a nut in his wife’s eye. It’s a safe bet that they are going to lay every charge imaginable on him.
Some real words of advice to Robby: slow down and show a little respect. There’s no sense in having big stacks if all you can do is talk shit about it from a jail cell..
[via Slater Scoops]
Image via Broward County Sheriff’s Department
Substitute “mom” for “wife” and he could be a TFM commenter.
8 years ago at 3:56 pmHe was a great fantasy pickup
8 years ago at 4:17 pmBrian Hoyer sucks.
8 years ago at 4:42 pmSounds like virg
8 years ago at 5:23 pmIf you replace “bang my wife” with ” bang butanefratoils mom’s asshole” then yep that could be little man.
8 years ago at 8:03 pmYou have the dumbest fucking name in the history of this site.
8 years ago at 12:08 pmPerfect representation of the jets organization
8 years ago at 6:40 pmAnd you’re a perfect representation of a virgin
8 years ago at 10:06 amFigures you’d pussy out. When you wanna give me a real address to come bash your skull in let me know. I’ll be waiting
8 years ago at 2:03 pmListen junior, I like smashin B hole so let me finish with your gaping mother then I’ll be right over
8 years ago at 7:45 pmTry hard
8 years ago at 11:57 pmWow what a funny read!
8 years ago at 11:32 am