John Hancock starting a tradition in 1776 by providing no substantial contribution to the group project, but signing his name the largest anyway. TFM.

  1. Mr. Constitution

    Except he financed the entire American effort in pre-war Boston. He lost everything and gave everything he had to get the redcoats back for taking his house and killing his business. The revolution would have been squashed before George Washington even knew about it if not for John Hancock.

    11 years ago at 10:20 pm
  2. Girth__Brooks

    You’re essentially saying one of our most important founding fathers was lazy. Get the fuck out.

    11 years ago at 7:04 am
  3. Henry_Eighth

    Making historically inaccurate statements only for their marginally humorous content. TFM

    11 years ago at 10:27 am