Johnny Football Is Now Johnny Heisman, Has A Johnny Girlfriend
After Johnny’s Halloween sleaze spree, I declared that he was on pace for the single greatest freshman semester in recorded history, and that was before he took home the Heisman trophy. Now he has that honor locked up. Surprisingly, though, it’s the other trophy he took home Saturday night that has the nation abuzz — the tall glass of water he left the ceremony arm-in-arm with that goes 5’10”, 130 lbs., and measures in at 32-24-36.
Her name is Sarah Savage. That’s right, Savage.
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She looks like she has a good personality from the front and back.
12 years ago at 2:17 pmThey were together before Johnny started college. I heard she broke up with him before this year, but of course was all over him once he was famous
12 years ago at 2:18 pmwell, she sounds like a nice lady…
12 years ago at 7:55 pmAnd she’ll leave him again once he’s an NFL has been
12 years ago at 10:38 pm^ How butt hurt are you? Sit this play out, sport.
12 years ago at 11:09 pmJohnny Football, huge legend.
12 years ago at 2:24 pmI’d poop on her face and possibly other extremities.
12 years ago at 2:40 pmSeriously? Fuck that fucking guy.
12 years ago at 3:22 pmYou must go to Alabama.
12 years ago at 2:47 amapparently having an attractive girlfriend is some kind of big deal to you guys
12 years ago at 3:49 pmNot my girlfriend. Just slampiece #3.
12 years ago at 4:28 pm^ Wow, something was fucking done here!
12 years ago at 4:34 pmShes so hot! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughghgh!
12 years ago at 4:57 pmWhy does this always make me laugh?
12 years ago at 5:13 pm^
12 years ago at 6:03 pmTyler Texas produces legends boys
12 years ago at 5:38 pmhttp://www.thepostgame.com/commentary/201208/better-without-em-northern-manifesto-southern-secession-chuck-thompson-sec-bcs
12 years ago at 6:01 pmI stopped reading after I saw “jackhammer sex with Mila Kunis.”
12 years ago at 2:27 am