Johnny Manziel On Video: “I Can’t Hear You, There’s Too Much Money In My Fucking Hand”

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How much money is this? We’re looking at about six inches thick of bills, but are they singles? Hard to tell, but that top bill looks like a one. Could be a five. That stack could be his entire first year’s salary. I have no idea how much it is, but I do know he had a fuck ton of fun with it last night.

I fully support the cash stack cell phone gag. Love it. You’ve got to do it eventually. If you haven’t pulled it by year three as an NFLer, you start losing serious locker room cred. I just don’t know about pulling it before training camp starts your rookie year. It’s a little premature. That’s just Johnny, though. He answers fat stack phone calls and hangs up mid-convo.

Johnny’s gone off the deep end and the pool isn’t even open yet.

h/t @jtgolfer99

  1. gamefrock

    Those two guys next two him probably think he’s such a dick but they’re still pretending it’s hilarious because they want the wad.

    10 years ago at 6:37 am
  2. fratboywithboatshoes

    Manziel living the frat boy dream:

    trust fund kid, dumb, too much money, no sense, absolutely no future

    10 years ago at 9:38 am
    1. SirSlaysALot

      You rushed, but never got a bid, huh? You say “frat boys” are dumb and have no future, while the numbers say the exact opposite. I don’t make the rules. Keep trying, kid.

      10 years ago at 1:27 pm
      1. fratboywithboatshoes

        Na I would never “rush” nor have I. I didn’t need to pay a group of guys to do “homo-erotic” things to me in order to join the club. AKA. I didn’t need to buy my friends. Instead of rushing I was working instead of waiting for my dad to send me money for new boat shoes.

        I would love for you to show me the “numbers” .

        10 years ago at 3:38 pm
      2. fratboywithboatshoes

        So you mean to tell me you don’t have to pay ‘dues’ every semester?

        10 years ago at 10:44 am
      3. RagingMegaHugeBoner

        70+% of all fortune 500 CEOs were fraternity and sorority members. Thats a pretty good number.

        10 years ago at 3:29 pm
  3. SlayinTS717

    He is acting like a legacy pledge, wonder what the veterans got set up for him.

    10 years ago at 1:49 pm