Johnny Manziel’s Super Hot Ex May Be Getting Dicked Down By Another NFL Player

Colleen Crowley

Colleen Crowley, Johnny Manziel’s former super hot girlfriend from TCU, has moved on to bigger and better NFL players. Yesterday, she posted a pic on Instagram hanging out with Houston Texans’ star WR, DeAndre Hopkins.

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Looking at this from Colleen’s perspective, it’s the smart move here. Johnny was failing and doesn’t look like he’s going to be making it back to the league anytime soon, and if he does, it’ll be clipboard or holder duties. Hopkins, on the other hand, is a budding NFL star. You want to be latched onto that if you’re a hot girl. Hopkins is her golden ticket.

Looking at this from Hopkins’ perspective, this is a no go for me. I’m not saying that all TCU girls are crazy, but they have a track record and it ain’t a good one. Colleen kinda strikes me like that selfish girl in bed who may be a dead fish. Remember, she doesn’t have the greatest dance moves…


Combine this with that fact that she seems like the type of girl who ruins dude’s lives, Hopkins should not stick his dick in crazy if he’s trying to become the NFL’s best wide receiver.

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[via Instagram/@coll_crowley]

  1. nolenation44

    Is she good at dancing? I’m honestly asking cause that just looked awkward and I’m to white to know what good dancing is.

    9 years ago at 1:14 pm
  2. Commodore Vanbrovilt

    Don’t you mean his ex is getting dicked by an actual NFL player?

    9 years ago at 4:11 pm
  3. Dick_Petty

    Shouldn’t this article be titled “Johnny Manziel’s Super Hot Ex May Be Getting Dicked Down By A NFL Player”

    9 years ago at 7:36 pm
  4. txstatePKE

    Keep that psychopath away from the second best player on our team!!! Hop literally carried the Texan Offense right here and doesn’t need any crazy pussy

    9 years ago at 11:58 pm