Jokester at Cubs Game Makes BJ Gestures for Full Inning
Dude was either really trying to give his boys at home a good laugh, or he was absolutely going to town on at least two invisible, well-hung gentlemen right there behind home plate at Wrigley field. After a rain delay caused many people to head home, this freaking guy moved down to some prime seats all by his lonesome, then he just started sucking away for a full inning. Some people just can’t handle being on the front row.
It ended badly for the air-felater, though. Security made him hinge his jaw back up and hit the bricks, but not before he took one for the team and gave us a good laugh.
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Fuck first post ox id rather be in her box.
12 years ago at 4:52 pmFuck OX
12 years ago at 4:54 pm^God Damnit..
12 years ago at 4:54 pmAnyone who makes BJ gestures obviously wants to give head.
#Duhhh
12 years ago at 4:59 pmHe looks like Bacon.
12 years ago at 5:26 pmThat fun loving jokester!
12 years ago at 5:28 pmDifferent kind of Louisville chugger
12 years ago at 5:44 pm“That lead pipe sinker.” Something was done there.
12 years ago at 5:49 pmIf an American citizen can’t make suggestive gestures behind home plate, then that’s not the America I want to live in. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA. WE WERE GUARANTEED BY OUR FOREFATHERS THAT WE COULD MOCK FELLATIO WHEN AND WHERE WE PLEASED WITHOUT REPRIMAND. PEOPLE DIED FOR THAT RIGHT! I would say we should boycott cubs games, but it seems like people inadvertantly do that anyway.
12 years ago at 6:27 pmI think it’s not that people boycott Cubs games so much as that the Cubs boycott the World Series.
12 years ago at 10:32 amThere should be an Amendment giving the freedom to go down on as many invisible dicks as you want, whenever and wherever you want to.
12 years ago at 9:34 pm