Jon Hamm Was One Sadistic Animal In College, Allegedly Set A Pledge On Fire
As if I didn’t have enough reasons to love Jon Hamm, court records recently dredged up from his time at the University of Texas have revealed that he was one depraved, twisted son of a bitch. The incident exposed by the Travis County Court documents was during Hamm’s sophomore year where he told a 21-year-old pledge, “It’s going to be a long night.”
From The Daily Mail:
The unidentified junior was then allegedly subjected to two hours of brutal physical attacks as part of his fiery baptism into the fraternity.
The alleged victim told police that Hamm and other members hit him with a paddle 30 times and then lifted the pledge off the floor by his underwear, ‘pulling it back and forth in a sawing motion’, causing ‘great pain’.
The pledged then claimed that Hamm led him to a basement ‘Pit’ where he slammed the junior’s face into the ground while he was doing push-ups and then allegedly stood on his spine with his full weight.
Shockingly, after this, Hamm is then supposed to have set fire to the pledge’s pants and refused to let him pat the flames down, but instead made him blow them out.
At the end of the vicious hazing ritual, the pledge was taken to a part of the frat house called the ‘Party Room’ where Hamm ‘hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his genitals and led him by the hammer around the room’.
Allegedly not content with this, Hamm then went onto to break into another potential pledge’s room that night and subjected him to a similar torturous initiation.
This eventually led to the Sigma Nu chapter being shut down, and Hamm faced hazing and assault charges in 1991. He eventually reached a plea deal, and the charges were dismissed.
Really makes the hazing stories of today look rather tame, huh? Oh you got suspended for making pledges be sober taxis? Jon Hamm lit a motherfucker on fire. What’s that, your pledge scavenger hunt is being investigated by the university? Jon Hamm clawed some chump by the balls with a hammer..
[Via Daily Mail]
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What a mad man.
10 years ago at 2:24 pmJesus. And here I was thinking that he gave Pete Campbell a hard time…
10 years ago at 8:28 pmFuck Campbell.
10 years ago at 9:12 pmHalf the kids here are Campbell
10 years ago at 10:53 pmBeing just as ruthless to the pledges as the secretary. TJohnHammM.
10 years ago at 2:25 pmHe hazed his balls off lololol
10 years ago at 2:26 pmTake your lol shit somewhere else.
10 years ago at 2:27 pmGoing into this i thought it was going to be hilarious but damn thats kind of fucked up
10 years ago at 2:27 pmBut for the record it was still hilarious
10 years ago at 2:27 pmThis is pathetic. I pledged 10 years ago now [sad face], and even just reading the comments on hazing articles on this website reminds me what pussies everyone is nowadays. “Dude, I’m all for hazing and yada yada yda, but this is crazy.” You know what? Fuck you. Hazing was crazy. Which is why it was awesome.
10 years ago at 8:05 pmOnly 30 licks? Shit! I took more than that on a dare.
10 years ago at 8:19 pm“[sad face]” is what made me give you a lap.
10 years ago at 8:50 pmThe site’s full of watered down babies, because the majority of my generation have been raised to be bitches. It’s saddening that the safeguards of tradition have so eagerly cast it aside in favor of “progressive” ideals.
10 years ago at 10:20 pmThis is all well and good, but is there any way we can also get some sort of insight as to whether the fraternity brother version of Jon Hamm’s success with the ladies was ever comparable to the hot streak Don Draper has been on since we met him in 2007?
10 years ago at 2:29 pmWhy would you pledge as a junior?
10 years ago at 2:30 pmI did. Shit happens. Better than not at all.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmI think the funniest part is the kid was older than him. Can’t imagine being an upperclassman and getting hazed by sophomores
10 years ago at 2:32 pmNot sure if this is actually fucked up or America has just become soft.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmPart of me wants to say soft, the other part wants to never get hammer-clawed in the genitals.
10 years ago at 2:44 pmMAJ Winters would think it soft.
10 years ago at 3:49 pmCurrahee should be a pledge tradition.
10 years ago at 3:54 pmbeen watching band of brothers much?
10 years ago at 4:51 pmI would say mid way between the two. Some of this was overboard no doubt, but America still needs to get it’s balls back as well.
10 years ago at 3:54 pmThe internet fucked us. Camera phones fucked us. What do these have in common besides being invented by men with the same last name? They’re also both cargo endorsing geeds. There’s a secret agenda here. Illuminati shit.
10 years ago at 12:04 amCan you imagine if this came out about a frat today? Holy shit the social justice warriors would be foaming at the mouth to crucify them.
10 years ago at 2:35 pmYea, it’s pretty fucked up.
10 years ago at 2:36 pmIt was all fun and games until the part with the hammer. That’s just plain weird and disturbing…
10 years ago at 2:37 pmDidn’t know setting a person on fire was in the category of “all in good fun.”
10 years ago at 11:44 pm