Jordan Belfort To Make Millions From Wolf Of Wall Street, Will Keep None Of It

If you haven’t seen The Wolf of Wall Street yet, you’re missing out on one of the most entertaining movies you’ll ever see. Some complain the film is too long — it’s three hours in length. Others complain that it’s too sexual in nature. From beginning to end, it’s filled with more tits and ass than any non-pornography flick you’ve ever watched — Belfort snorts coke out of a hooker’s asshole in the opening scene. And perhaps worst of all, detractors of The Wolf of Wall Street feel that Jordan Belfort is such a sleazy, swindling, scummy adulterer, that his character is impossible to like, support or empathize with, making the movie tough to stomach — if you’re unfamiliar with the plot, Belfort made millions upon millions by manipulating stocks and talking people out of their money. He also snorted half of Colombia and slept with half of New York while doing it.

And if I’m being honest, Margot Robbie‘s nude scene might be worth the price of admission alone.

Although the film glorifies Belfort’s former lifestyle, it’s plain to see the man lived life morally-bankrupt during his run. It caught up to him, however, and he spent 22 months in prison for the crimes he committed. As part of his 2003 sentencing agreement, Belfort was required to forfeit 50% of all future earnings to the people he defrauded until he repaid a total of $110 million in restitution.

As one would imagine, Belfort stands to make a large sum of money from the success of The Wolf of Wall Street, which was derived from his book. Per his post on Facebook, Belfort is not giving 50% of the movie royalties to his victims. He’s actually giving them 100% of it.

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Quaaludes, man. They’ve never seemed cooler.

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Image via Lauren Greenfield/Institute/New York Magazine

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  1. Six_Thirty

    Did he just use an announcement about his charitable donation to backseat an open request for quaaludes?

    12 years ago at 12:36 pm
    1. rocky of brohio

      She originally had no interest in the role because nudity was off the table for her… mention DiCaprio and she is topless for half the movie.

      12 years ago at 6:36 am
  2. CCCFratter

    “My income comes from new life, which is far better than my old one.” What a fucking power move.

    12 years ago at 12:45 pm
  3. Trickle down

    He’s actually blowing coke IN TO the strippers asshole, which makes it even more ridiculous.

    12 years ago at 1:51 pm
    1. ArnoldPalmer777

      Not gonna lie…I saw this movie with a couple of friends this past weekend and well, any thoughts we had about sobriety and keeping the weekend casual died faster than a female newborn in a Chinese hospital. Before the movie was even over, party favors had been ordered. If you’ve decided to get your shit together and calm the fuck down, then good for you…but if that’s the case, I don’t suggest watching this movie…especially around friends who could give two fucks about tomorrow.

      12 years ago at 2:14 pm
    2. ArnoldPalmer777

      FUCK…lacing up. Also, he wasn’t blowing cocaine into her asshole. He was sucking white powder through his mouth (a common form of intake for muscle relaxers or sleep aids), which in this case was probably consisted of crushed up ludes.

      12 years ago at 2:17 pm
  4. YasielPuig

    September 5th, 2015 Headline: “ASU student arrested for running huge intercontinental Quaalude operation.”

    12 years ago at 3:17 pm