Jose Canseco Wants You To Bid On The Finger He Shot Off Last Week
Baseball’s most entertaining Twitter personality and steroid user is back at it. Jose Canseco won’t be giving the bird to anyone any time soon, considering he shot off his middle finger while cleaning his gun last week.
Dam I was playing in a poker tournament last night and something crazy happened to my finger that I shot off and they put back on.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
Ok well I might as well tell you .I was playing in a poker tournament last night and my finger fell off .someone took a video of it.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
My finger should have been amputated from the beginning. It was very loose with no bone to connect it.it was also smelling really bad.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 14, 2014
The finger is gone, and Canseco is now seeking a way of profiting off of his detached extremity and the offending weapon.
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
This is the 45 caliber Remington that shot my finger off. It is for sale if anyone wants to buy it pic.twitter.com/r4Q0X7MUHl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
Ignoring that the sale of human body parts is most likely against eBay’s policies, determining the market value of a middle finger that was once attached to a six-time MLB all-star must be a hell of a task. Does the fact that the finger was once used to shove a syringe in his ass decrease its value? Does the likelihood that it was inserted inside of many smokeshows throughout its life significantly increase its desirability? It’s not my job to determine its worth–however, I feel safe in speculating that there is someone with too much money to burn who is willing to pay a fortune for the former MLB star’s bird..
Image via Twitter
Where the fuck is the forum?
11 years ago at 2:30 pmNot to bust your balls Bogey, but he actually shot it off earlier while cleaning the sidearm and doctors had tried to reattach it. The surgery didn’t really work and the finger just happened to completely fall off during a poker game.
11 years ago at 3:43 pmYou’re correct. It has been fixed. Thanks, bud.
11 years ago at 4:02 pmStirring your drinks with a legendary athlete’s middle finger. TFM?
11 years ago at 4:53 pmWhat a washed up vile piece of scum. I truly despise this man and his failed antics at trying to remain relevant. Just go die somewhere so we can all forget you forever.
11 years ago at 5:06 pmI think Canseco is behind the Fernando Tatis account.
11 years ago at 9:59 am