Josh Gordon Is Spending His Year Off From The NFL Selling Cars In Ohio
Living in Ohio is the worst. I would certainly rank Ohio in probably the bottom 10–maybe even five–states in America, but I’m biased because I’m from Michigan and our crappiest great lake is Ohio’s only great lake.
However, things are starting to look up for at least some of the folks in Ohio, because they can go and get themselves a brand new, American-made car from none other than suspended Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon.
You read that correctly. Josh Gordon is selling cars.
#Browns WR Josh Gordon has a new job. He will be the goodwill ambassador for the Sarchione Auto group in (cont) http://t.co/Piqu2vOQih
— Josina Anderson (@JosinaAnderson) September 4, 2014
Along with heading all of Sarchione Auto Group’s community outreach efforts, he will also be a floor salesman at the Sarchione Ford and Sarchione Chevrolet locations.
This is good for everyone involved, unless you happen to play for the Browns. Josh Gordon has a job where he does good work for his community and doesn’t go blow money left and right like I certainly would; Randolf, Ohio, benefits because Sarchione Auto Group puts most of its community outreach efforts into helping the Wounded Warrior Project; and Sarchione Auto Group benefits because I’m guessing Josh Gordon doesn’t need to be that good of a salesman to sell cars in Ohio.
Not that this is really relevant, but here’s another down on his luck athlete interacting with a car salesman.
Image via YouTube
Went to high school with Josh Gordon and played football with him my freshmen year. Rarely went to class and spent all his money on weed…. don’t think this is gonna change but damn did he save my fantasy team last year.
10 years ago at 10:02 amGreat story you should tell it at parties
10 years ago at 10:09 amI went to Lamar too. You can’t say the guy doesn’t know how to have a good time at least
10 years ago at 10:31 amMcSwain knew how to treat future NFL stars, guys go away with everything. Same thing with Brandon LaFell and Brian Orakpo.
10 years ago at 10:33 amYa’ll need to get the fuck off this site if you’re old as Josh Gordon.
10 years ago at 12:16 pmI was freshmen and he was a senior, do the math Sporto
10 years ago at 2:35 pmThe fuck is fail Friday
10 years ago at 10:30 amHe was gonna end up there anyway, he is getting a start on his true calling
10 years ago at 12:13 pmSic Em Bears…
10 years ago at 12:33 pmFrom catching balls to making cold calls.
10 years ago at 4:03 pmFuck Michigan
10 years ago at 8:06 pmBuck the fuckeyes
10 years ago at 12:11 am