Justin Bieber Allegedly Hooked Up Adriana Lima In Cannes, Oh Hell No
10 years ago

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I hate Justin Bieber. That dude just sucks. Usually when I see a news story about him, I laugh because he’s done something stupid. However, after seeing the latest Bieber news, I’m just plain mad.

Mad out of jealousy, that is.

See, according to various sources, Bieber, who was recently in Cannes, France, reportedly hooked up with Adriana Lima. For those of you unfortunate enough not to know who Adriana Lima is, allow me to enlighten you. She is one of the hottest women in the world, hands down.

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And Bieber hooked up with her. Allegedly.

From the Inquisitr:

Citing sources,Us Weekly reports Justin zeroed in on Adriana while partying at the 1 OAK bash at the Gotha Nightclub on May 19 through to May 20.

“Justin pursued her hard,” a pal of Lima’s told the magazine, adding that at a private house party later that night, “they were talking nonstop.”

The insider continued, “They went home together around 5 am.”

That’s just fucking wrong, guys. I mean, good for him and all, but seriously, fuck him. A little punk like him has absolutely no business with a gorgeous woman like that. I’m actually offended by this whole thing.

Lima isn’t the only beautiful babe Bieber was spotted with in Cannes. Barbara Palvin, a smokeshow Hungarian model, was seen stroking Bieber’s face on a yacht.
This fucking kid. First he goes home with Adriana Lima, then he starts flirting with another model just days later? Fuck, guys. What am I doing with my life?

It gets worse, though. Bieber didn’t just flirt with Palvin, the hot as hell Hungarian–he took her back to his hotel, too.

I don’t get it. His music sucks, he dresses like a complete dweeb, and he looks like a child. It’s got to be the money. Please, for the love of all that is holy, tell me it’s just the money. I want to say I respect his game, but I’ll never be caught dead saying I respect a damn thing about Bieber.

Fuck.

I hate this kid.

[via Inquisitr]

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    1. Curlsfordagirls

      He probably took her home and cuddled with her. No way that piece of shit closed.

      10 years ago at 7:06 pm
      2. Curlsfordagirls

        I would proceed to give her the business, once finished I would immediately fall asleep. TFM

        10 years ago at 10:43 pm
      3. HouseChef_TFM

        Not for me. I would proceed to give her the business then, once finished, proceed to immediately wake up and have a whole other situation to deal with.

        10 years ago at 10:05 am
  4. Mr President 2036

    Girls want to know why they’re occasionally characterized as sluts? This is why, this right here. Because they go home with shithead punks like Bieber.

    10 years ago at 5:37 pm
  5. CaptainInsaino

    Not giving a shit about what Justin Bieber allegedly did while in France. RFM.

    10 years ago at 5:39 pm
  8. JohnFratYatesSommers

    Don’t worry guys. Adriana Lima is a devout catholic and has said in many interviews that she is a virgin and intends to wait until marriage to have sex. The fact that I know this is totally not creepy though.

    10 years ago at 6:09 pm
    2. MuChapter

      And if she had enough self respect to be a bombshell of a Victoria’s Secret model and still be a virgin till marriage there’s no way Bieber got past 2nd base.

      10 years ago at 6:17 pm
      1. JohnFratYatesSommers

        Well damn. Didn’t know she’d already been married and divorced. I thought she was saving herself for me. That said, I still like to think she’d hold herself to a high enough standard not to hook up with bieber.

        10 years ago at 8:25 pm
      2. Dthesmith

        She has kids. We can officially proclaim her the hottest, single milf on the planet.

        10 years ago at 10:50 pm
    3. ZeteNJ

      JFYS, If you’re in the NY area June 21, we’re having a BBQ at IHQ. Beer, burgers, cigars.

      10 years ago at 6:20 pm