Justin Timberlake Got Drunk On British TV and Played Putt-Putt
I’ve always asked myself, “Would you rather be Justin Timberlake or Derek Jeter?” Well, for me, the answer was always tough, but after seeing all the awesome shit JT has done in the weeks leading up to his album release last Tuesday, I’m inclined to choose JT. Plus, you know, I’m pretty sure Jeter has herpes anyway.
Justin’s antics last month on a late-night British TV show recently went viral in the United States, and the entire drunken adventure can be seen below. The fun begins around the 8:00 minute mark:
Timberlake constantly asserts his dominance over the host throughout the interview, casually talking about owning a tequila company, being married to the ass-masterpiece that is Jessica Biel, and easily downing five tequila shots in less than 10 minutes, all without salt or lime. Also, am I the only one who thinks JT was a little tipsy even before the tequila started flowing? Either way, I used to hate the curly-headed fuck, but now I admire the man.
Cheers to you, Justin.
It was probably water… but needless to say, JT is the fucking man.
12 years ago at 10:34 am“Ass masterpiece.” New name for a slam in my contacts.
12 years ago at 10:43 amAssterpiece?
12 years ago at 3:36 pm^Him. he gets it
12 years ago at 4:31 pmIt’s just mASSterpiece
12 years ago at 6:09 amHe’s definitely improved. It’s taken him a while, but I’ve almost forgotten about the bleached perm or whatever the hell that thing on his head was for a long time.
12 years ago at 11:15 amIt was the 90s. I’ll give him a pass for that.
12 years ago at 1:07 pmAnd he was like 18 and slaying britney spears pre-trainwreck
12 years ago at 2:40 pmYea being in a 90’s boy band takes awhile to shake. I’d say he’s just about done it, though.
12 years ago at 2:30 pmJT took those like a man…making the British guy look like a total pussy
12 years ago at 12:26 pmPronouncing the “J” in Jalisco…
12 years ago at 12:52 pmJT is indeed a fratstar. Look at his wife.
12 years ago at 1:19 pmJT is the fucking shit.
12 years ago at 1:26 pmWho the hell would ever want to be Derek Jeter? He’s a fucking Yankee. Chipper Jones is the frattiest man in baseball. Doesn’t matter if he retired.
12 years ago at 1:27 pmChipper wears affliction
12 years ago at 4:24 pm^It’s true, he fucking does.
12 years ago at 12:35 amThis got me thinking though, who is the frattiest current MLB player?
12 years ago at 12:37 amDorn
12 years ago at 1:58 amYou’re kidding me.. Damnit, Chipper. This is almost 1/10th as bad as McCain losing.
12 years ago at 2:28 pmJeter and Timberlake’s pedigree of slams rivals that of Sinatra and Dimaggio.
12 years ago at 7:40 pmAn American showing a wanker how to drink liquor, no matter where its from. TFM
12 years ago at 10:34 pm