Kansas Football Is So Bad Its Mascot Is Puking On The Sideline

  
The old college football wisdom says to throw out the records during rivalry week, because the teams are playing for more than just a win. Regardless, I’m guessing if Kansas football lined up against ISIS to play for the lives of their families, who were all being held with machetes to their necks on the opposite sideline, the Jayhawks would still find a way to lose by 30.

Kansas football is that bad.

As their rival Kansas State handed Kansas a stomping generally reserved for a scary looking spider you find in your room late at night, the KU mascot became physically ill watching its team play.

Can you blame the poor, dumb bird? Kansas is like that laughably terrible team full of lovable misfits in a kids’ sports movie, except the tough, crazy athletic, misunderstood kid and the beleaguered but talented coach who rediscovers himself never show up to help. So instead of rallying, the team ends up getting murdered by the rival team full of rich bullies (TFM), losing every game, and then all the players go on to have mediocre, unfulfilling, lower middle class lives. And both the tough, athletic kid and the coach who needs to be reminded of why he loves the game die, via drug overdose and suicide respectively. 

That’s how bad Kansas football is. 

[via Twitter

      1. Appa

        They have very limited off-days so when those times roll around, they must get belligerently black out drunk.

        10 years ago at 11:53 am
      1. Kurt

        He actually did on a trip to louisiana, but some dumbasses said it was a powerline caught in a tree and took it down. Guy was pretty bummed about it.

        10 years ago at 7:57 pm
      1. sdh266

        I didnt say *this* article was a repost you dicknose. I asked Bacon to tell his co-workers to stop reposting. Big difference, kid. Pay attention to the details

        10 years ago at 7:34 pm
      2. CorporolStarsNStripes

        If you paid attention to detail, you would’ve know that the only asshat that was reposting was the Intern while the rest of bacon’s coworkers were out of the office. Thank you and have a nice day.

        10 years ago at 7:46 pm
  1. Gun_Slinger

    Them and University of Washington now share an 0-12 season as a P5 school. UW was still probably worse in 2008.

    10 years ago at 8:02 pm