Jesus died for my sins, and I'm making sure he gets his money's worth. TFM.

    1. thatstruegenttoyou

      Jesus not remembering what happened the three days between his death and resurrection. TFM.

      13 years ago at 10:05 pm
  1. nobama12557

    Disrespecting the most central doctrine of the Christian religion, the very religion that our Founding Fathers held dear. NF.

    13 years ago at 10:06 pm
    1. futureleader14

      Actually, Ben Franklin and other notable fathers were Deists, a popular religious philosophy at the time, not Christians. This is why the word “Creator” is used in the Declaration, rather than a more Christian-specific term like God or Christ.

      13 years ago at 12:00 am
    2. SEC_Mizzou

      and a true Southern Gentlemen respects the Bible, even if he isn’t a devout Christian.
      Leave the disrespectful jokes to the atheist hipsters.

      13 years ago at 12:05 am
  2. nobama12557

    Intern, you sir are a piece of shit for letting this through. Get a better grasp of Southern values and ideals (such as Christianity) before attempting to run a site like this.

    13 years ago at 10:09 pm
    1. anon7472974648

      God has a sense of humor. Want proof? Look at the people who shop at WalMart or live in Arkansas.

      13 years ago at 10:13 pm
    2. SEC_Mizzou

      It’s okay to joke about the Bible. Christians do it all the time. But God’s only son on the cross? Nobody jokes about that. Show some respect. This is a perverted attempt at humor.

      13 years ago at 12:11 am
  3. Chris LeDoux

    You can’t be a devout Christian and also have premarital sex and blackout on the reg. Stop being hypocrites, you fucking losers

    13 years ago at 10:49 pm
  4. TroyDX

    I love being condemned b y fundamentalist christians on totalfratmove, it just makes so much sense.

    13 years ago at 11:03 pm
    1. SEC_Mizzou

      How are we condemning you? Learn your definitions. Maybe if you understood that someone got whipped to near-death, stakes through His wrists, and a spear in His abdomen then you would understand. If you feel condemned you’re a pussy.

      13 years ago at 12:27 am
    2. Frataloosca

      I thought this was hilarious and pretty witty Troy. Sorry all these other people have too much sand in their vaginas and want to be super Christians after they just promoted drugs, premarital sex, and many other sins on other posts. TFM, the largest gathering of butt-hurt hypocrites when you mention Jesus.

      13 years ago at 6:47 am