I hope somebody kidnaps you, brings you on a helicopter to New York City, and drop you directly above the sharp tip of the Empire State Building. When you land I hope the tip goes directly up your anus through your head, putting you through a demeaning, painful death.
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13 years ago at 3:01 pmI hope somebody kidnaps you, brings you on a helicopter to New York City, and drop you directly above the sharp tip of the Empire State Building. When you land I hope the tip goes directly up your anus through your head, putting you through a demeaning, painful death.
13 years ago at 3:06 pm^That would most likely be a very quick death as a sharp object going up your anus would continue up into the spinal cord and severe it.
13 years ago at 3:27 pm^ While you’re right it would still be an extremely shameful and demeaning death.
13 years ago at 3:44 pm^how severe?
13 years ago at 3:44 pm^ what he said
13 years ago at 3:46 pmWe actually spell that sever. Participation trophy for attempting though.
13 years ago at 12:18 amMulligans. NF
13 years ago at 3:04 pmMaybe in Kansas…
13 years ago at 3:09 pmNot doing it right the first time, NF.
13 years ago at 3:13 pm^
13 years ago at 9:30 pmthis is not funny
13 years ago at 4:13 pmI just go for the hole in one. One stroke and done, then on to the next hole.
13 years ago at 4:25 pmI get what you were trying to do here, but you must realize you’re admitting to prematurely ejaculating, right?
13 years ago at 5:14 pmThere’s no such thing as “prematurely ejaculating”. Sex ends when the man is finished.
13 years ago at 5:32 pm^This guy lasts less than 1 minute. It’s ok kid, what you lack in sexual prowess I’m sure you make up for in heart.
13 years ago at 6:36 pm^Actually hes right. I validate him as I am a leader and trendsetter on is frat.
13 years ago at 10:38 pm*Dammit I meant “what is frat”
13 years ago at 1:22 amGoing back to back and coming twice tftc?
13 years ago at 4:37 pmNot needing the mulligan but taking it anyway. TFM
13 years ago at 4:37 pm^ that’s more like it
13 years ago at 7:43 pmIf this were the original post it’d be the best TFM in good while.
13 years ago at 2:18 am^ In ZAX
13 years ago at 9:12 amBeing bad at sex. Total Fraternity Move.
13 years ago at 4:40 pm^
13 years ago at 6:39 pmhahaha this
13 years ago at 11:27 amThe fuck is this? NF
13 years ago at 4:42 pmNote the state that this came from. Should be all you need to know.
13 years ago at 4:45 pmYou don’t have to be great at sister fucking.
13 years ago at 2:19 am