I Think I Found The Hottest U.S. Olympian

I Think I Found One Of The Hottest U.S. Olympians Who Has A Phenomenal Ass

Kassidy Cook

Sometimes you put in the hard research and it pays off. Sometimes you luck into something as great as this. I lucked into this when a tipster sent us the Instagram profile for one Kassidy Cook. Kassidy is not your ordinary sophomore at Stanford University. No, she happens to be a damn good diver who will be competing in Rio for the greatest country this world has ever seen.

She also has a world class backside. Case in point:

A photo posted by Kassidy Cook (@kassidycook13) on

I think I have to go back and re-work my list of the hottest female Olympians competing in Rio. Kassidy just rockets up the ranks. Not only because she is an American, but also because she’s got a good head on her shoulders — you don’t just fall into a Stanford scholarship without having intelligence.

A photo posted by Kassidy Cook (@kassidycook13) on

A photo posted by Kassidy Cook (@kassidycook13) on

A photo posted by Kassidy Cook (@kassidycook13) on

A photo posted by Kassidy Cook (@kassidycook13) on

My eyes will be glued to the television when diving starts. Now Kassidy, I’m not an Olympic athlete. I’m not going to wow you with a killer crossover or my ability to run a 100M dash in under 10 seconds. What I bring to the table is an above average curveball and some control issues. Think of the athletes that our kids would be. Might as well start planning our summer vacation for the 2032 and 2036 Olympics. It would be crazy not to.

Image via Instagram/@kassidycook13

  1. Dunch

    I’m in a fraternity at Stanford that has a lot of shit with Kass’s sorority – she’s actually not hot – definitely cute and would just cause she’s an Olympian but she has a weird lazy eye and body is def not this good in person

    9 years ago at 3:55 pm