Kate Middleton Goes Topless, Photographer is Waiting
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton and hubby Prince William were vacationing in France when Kate decided to let her chesticles out for some fresh air. Some perv was waiting with camera in hand. Boom, nudies.
Now, I’ve never really spent time on this Egotastic website before, but I have solid intel that says if you click on the little pictures where the stars are covering her gazongas, a larger one will pop up without the stars. Just sayin’.
CLICK HERE if you want to peep Middleton’s hoohas. Oh, and the site may be running slow, because I think half of Western civilization is trying to catch a glimpse of these kumquats right now.
- [via Egotastic]
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Well I have a boner.
12 years ago at 9:09 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OERYl6jU1U
“I wish I had more hands…So I could give those titties 4 thumbs down!!!”
12 years ago at 5:25 amThe milks gone bad!
12 years ago at 3:36 pmI mean I don’t blame her. Damnnit I love sweater pups.
12 years ago at 9:09 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ANJri0a-8
Good use of ‘boobs’ synonyms.
12 years ago at 9:11 amI wanted to use Hindenburgs, but these are too small. I’m gonna keep that one in my back pocket for now.
12 years ago at 9:17 amWell played, well played.
12 years ago at 1:48 amBritish fun bags don’t compare to American chest puppies, just like in everything else.
12 years ago at 9:17 amYou’re trying too hard, champ. Regardless of her nationality she’s a dime.
12 years ago at 12:28 pm200 years from now, there will be a really famous oil painting of her, naked, in a museum somewhere. Except it won’t be like the original nudie paintings, this one will be of her getting DP’ed by William and Harry.
12 years ago at 9:33 amIf that’s not art then I don’t know what is.
12 years ago at 10:29 amWith all do respect, that idea isn’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and dolphin gettin’ it on.
12 years ago at 3:49 pmThe website IS running slow. I don’t think I’ve ever waited for so long to see blurry ta-tas.
12 years ago at 9:33 amI’d tittyfuck the royalty out of those ta-tas.
12 years ago at 11:22 amEverybody needs to back the fuck off Kate Middleton.
12 years ago at 12:42 pmYou shut your mouth when men are talking.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmtake the “back the” and “off” out, and you would be correct. So close Pearls, so close.
12 years ago at 2:12 pm^^^ Hey sweetheart the men are talking, be a doll and fix us some sandwiches.
12 years ago at 2:30 pmPearls I agree. I feel so sorry for her!
12 years ago at 6:54 pm^ you feel bad for royalty? really? She’s hot, and might be the queen of England one day for the simple fact that she’s hot and prince whatever likes her, and she can essentially do whatever she wants. Dry those tears, I think she’ll be alright.
12 years ago at 10:43 amTallapoosa Snu has the right idea.
12 years ago at 4:32 pmMore like “Penis Hilton”! Right guys?! Haha!
12 years ago at 9:23 amNot even gonna get sexist with this. But damnit this is America if seeing royal boobs is wrong I don’t want to be right. They weren’t even that great.
12 years ago at 4:08 pmI wonder if her nipples are more than 7 inches apart
12 years ago at 12:56 pm^Truest statement I’ve read all day.
12 years ago at 3:03 pm