Kate Middleton Goes Topless, Photographer is Waiting
12 years ago

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton and hubby Prince William were vacationing in France when Kate decided to let her chesticles out for some fresh air. Some perv was waiting with camera in hand. Boom, nudies.

Now, I’ve never really spent time on this Egotastic website before, but I have solid intel that says if you click on the little pictures where the stars are covering her gazongas, a larger one will pop up without the stars. Just sayin’.

CLICK HERE if you want to peep Middleton’s hoohas. Oh, and the site may be running slow, because I think half of Western civilization is trying to catch a glimpse of these kumquats right now.

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    1. Dillon Cheverere

      I wanted to use Hindenburgs, but these are too small. I’m gonna keep that one in my back pocket for now.

      12 years ago at 9:17 am
  5. BroManChu

    British fun bags don’t compare to American chest puppies, just like in everything else.

    12 years ago at 9:17 am
    1. The_Outback_Guy

      You’re trying too hard, champ. Regardless of her nationality she’s a dime.

      12 years ago at 12:28 pm
  6. Al Capone

    200 years from now, there will be a really famous oil painting of her, naked, in a museum somewhere. Except it won’t be like the original nudie paintings, this one will be of her getting DP’ed by William and Harry.

    12 years ago at 9:33 am
    2. Constantine1855

      With all do respect, that idea isn’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and dolphin gettin’ it on.

      12 years ago at 3:49 pm
  7. JoshBird22

    The website IS running slow. I don’t think I’ve ever waited for so long to see blurry ta-tas.

    12 years ago at 9:33 am
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      take the “back the” and “off” out, and you would be correct. So close Pearls, so close.

      12 years ago at 2:12 pm
    3. Daniel J PIKE

      ^^^ Hey sweetheart the men are talking, be a doll and fix us some sandwiches.

      12 years ago at 2:30 pm
    5. Tallapoosa Snu

      ^ you feel bad for royalty? really? She’s hot, and might be the queen of England one day for the simple fact that she’s hot and prince whatever likes her, and she can essentially do whatever she wants. Dry those tears, I think she’ll be alright.

      12 years ago at 10:43 am
    8. Bobby BLOWden

      Not even gonna get sexist with this. But damnit this is America if seeing royal boobs is wrong I don’t want to be right. They weren’t even that great.

      12 years ago at 4:08 pm