Kate Upton And Justin Verlander Are So Cute Together I COULD LITERALLY DIE
This absolutely ADORABLE scene took place at the Tigers-Yankees game in New York last night.
“I’ve been here the whole time.”
That’s apparently what Kate Upton and her boobs are saying to boyfriend Justin Verlander here, although I like to imagine it was something awesome like “How could you miss my tits from there? I’m literally sitting right behind the dugout,” or “Toss me that baseball and we’re having intercourse tonight.”
This is reminiscent of an elementary school playground flirt session. It’s just so damn cute I can’t stand it. Look how excited she was to get her hands on that ball. She was a signed batting glove or a game-used Miggy bat away from climbing over the dugout roof and clearing out some fuck space on the bench.
Bonus GIF:
Slow news day at the office, eh Dorn?
10 years ago at 11:44 amLITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY
10 years ago at 11:51 amIf you say Kate Upton is fat, you’re just trying to hide the fact that you’re gay
10 years ago at 11:55 amShe looks like miss piggy
10 years ago at 12:07 pmFor a second there I “literally” thought I was on TSM
10 years ago at 12:37 pmThe difference between the sexy model in the gif and the thing in the stadium chair is roughly 350 corn dogs and the slow onset of marital indifference.
10 years ago at 12:53 pmNo. Fuck Kate Upton. Ever since JV started dating her his pitching has gone to shit. If the Tigers want to win the World Series he better break up with that broad. Laps taken idgaf.
10 years ago at 2:33 pmAhh… Pull the McIlroy. That should do it
10 years ago at 6:34 pmI hope Verlander is eaten by wolves.
10 years ago at 6:16 pmOr bears
10 years ago at 8:13 pmOr his wife
10 years ago at 8:19 amDorn when are you gonna just have the operation and take the job at TSM?
10 years ago at 8:39 pmThose boobies
10 years ago at 2:33 pm