Kate Upton Does “Baby One More Time” On Lip Sync Battle And Mehhhhhhh

The smart play for a page view grab would have been to go with a headline that oversells this performance and mentions how hot Kate Upton looked during it. Maybe something like “Kate Upton Is BACK With Lip Sync Battle Performance That Will Give You A Permaboner,” or “Kate Upton’s Titties Spill Out All Over The Stage While Performing ‘Baby One More Time.'”

You’re clicking on those headlines. Everyone is. Truth be told, though, Kate lost her fastball. Yes, she still looks good, and those titties did spill out all over the stage, but this is just one giant meh performance that expectedly didn’t live up to all the hype it was getting.

Girl can’t dance. Period. And look, I’m on record as not being a Kate Upton guy, so maybe I was a bit jaded going in, but mehhhhhhh. She seems like a nice, fun girl, though.

  1. Big Dumb Idiot

    Met her and Justin Verlander in Saint Lucia two years ago over the All-Star break. She is insanely hot in person and they’re both pretty cool people.

    9 years ago at 11:34 am
  2. Luke820

    There are too many hot girls out there to justify slobbering over any given one as long as we have Kate Upton.
    She was fire when she was 18, but she’s not 18 anymore. She’s still sexy as hell, just not worthy of the press she still gets.

    9 years ago at 12:30 pm
  3. Yodeling-Pickle

    Holy sideboob. On the BOTD. Not Kate Upton. Actually Kate Upton too. Fuck this is confusing

    9 years ago at 12:44 pm
  4. 40yroldVman

    Eh, her bikini videos are better. She’s aging, but that’s not a bad thing. She peeked when the picture of Verlander’s jizz all over her ass and back hit the interwebs.

    9 years ago at 2:44 pm
  5. 40yroldVman

    The BOD is another skinny ASU girl! WTF guys? Yes she’s pretty, but come on?! Aren’t there any other options?

    9 years ago at 2:53 pm
    1. Mitch The Godfather Martin

      You are to commenting what Wally is to writing articles. Garbage. Go play in traffic.

      9 years ago at 6:27 pm