UPDATE: Kate Upton Is NOT Dating P. Diddy

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They are not dating, or at least they didn’t suck face, per Kate.

Someone get Jeremy Lin on the line and tell him to start warming up. Kate Upton is covering all the ethnicities like she’s at one of those “Around the World” parties, but instead of celebrating each region by drinking their different alcohols, she’s having sex with them — from Mark Sanchez to Justin Verlander and now P. Diddy.

From Daily News:

After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.

“They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.

Damn, Diddy is 43 already? He’s over twice her age. Plus, his music has always sucked. Guy can’t even rap. He was the “Uh huh, yeah” guy in every song he was ever in. Made other guys do all the heavy lifting while he sat back and cashed his checks. He cashed a lot of checks, though.

Tough sledding for little Spike Albrecht, though, right? Dude has the game of his life on an enormous stage, just making it rain threes, albeit in a losing effort, and becomes a household name in the process. Then he takes his game to Twitter and starts hollering at Kate in the smoothest online shout-out we’ve ever seen — just on top of the world, then BAM, his dream girl starts swapping fluids with a rich rap mogul. Life isn’t always fair, man.

Spike got a raw deal, but like I mentioned earlier, she already crossed the white athlete off her list.

Every Kate Upton piece I run gets a Kate Upton .gif:

[via Daily News]

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  1. olemissreb4412

    [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0oy4vG61qhzhglo1_500.gif[/img]
    forever unclean. Kate Bock and Emily Didonato are on deck and in the hole, respectively.

    12 years ago at 11:02 am
  2. guywhowearssperrys

    Wow Kate I know my sperrys smelled bad but that didn’t mean you had to go and date this… guy

    12 years ago at 11:05 am
    1. FAFrican American

      You ever seen Deliverance and then looked in a mirror? The similarities must be shocking.

      12 years ago at 2:50 pm
    2. CapitalismNliberty

      I wouldn’t really classify my racism as hillbilly, mountain-man type racism, like you would see in Deliverance. Its more classic, old-timey racism, in the movie, The Birth of a Nation.

      12 years ago at 2:59 pm
    3. CapitalismNliberty

      Either way, for reasons you can probably guess, I really don’t consider your opinion equal to mine.

      12 years ago at 3:02 pm
  3. TrickleDown

    This is it, boys. You’ve just witnessed the end of an era. Kate Upton is officially no longer America’s “it girl.” She’s spoiled.

    12 years ago at 11:08 am