UPDATE: Kate Upton Is NOT Dating P. Diddy
12 years ago

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They are not dating, or at least they didn’t suck face, per Kate.

Someone get Jeremy Lin on the line and tell him to start warming up. Kate Upton is covering all the ethnicities like she’s at one of those “Around the World” parties, but instead of celebrating each region by drinking their different alcohols, she’s having sex with them — from Mark Sanchez to Justin Verlander and now P. Diddy.

From Daily News:

After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.

“They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.

Damn, Diddy is 43 already? He’s over twice her age. Plus, his music has always sucked. Guy can’t even rap. He was the “Uh huh, yeah” guy in every song he was ever in. Made other guys do all the heavy lifting while he sat back and cashed his checks. He cashed a lot of checks, though.

Tough sledding for little Spike Albrecht, though, right? Dude has the game of his life on an enormous stage, just making it rain threes, albeit in a losing effort, and becomes a household name in the process. Then he takes his game to Twitter and starts hollering at Kate in the smoothest online shout-out we’ve ever seen — just on top of the world, then BAM, his dream girl starts swapping fluids with a rich rap mogul. Life isn’t always fair, man.

Spike got a raw deal, but like I mentioned earlier, she already crossed the white athlete off her list.

Every Kate Upton piece I run gets a Kate Upton .gif:

[via Daily News]

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  4. Jack_H_Lucas

    I’m greatly disappointed that Kate is choosing to blatantly ignore beach season this year.

    12 years ago at 1:32 pm
  5. Punxsutawney Phil

    I don’t give a fuck as long as you keep posting GIFs of Kate’s tits.

    12 years ago at 1:59 pm
  6. i <3 penis

    I watched Annette Funicello when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club when I was a kid, and boy, she was a cutie. I cried when I heard she died.

    12 years ago at 2:32 pm
  7. FAFrican American

    Yall know that black ain’t wack because you’d do Beyonce in a heartbeat.

    12 years ago at 2:54 pm
  8. Fraterick_Blackman

    “A great change is at hand, and our task, our obligation is to make that revolution that change peaceful and constructive for all.” -JFK. With that being said, you go Kate, suck face with a black millionaire.

    12 years ago at 3:20 pm