Kate Upton Isn’t Posing Nude Because Of All You Perverted Creeps On Social Media
I’m paraphrasing, but that’s basically what she told Details Magazine.
All of you “please sit on my face” and “I’d drag my testicles across a mile of burning coals just to sniff the chair you sat in during 3rd grade” sickos are ruining it for the rest of us. You all think you’re soooooo funny. Look what you did now, you little jerks.
Kate explains why she hasn’t posed nude before:
“For me those photos are art. Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it’s received in a very positive way. But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don’t think that my pictures would be received in the way that I’d want them to be received,” she said. “That’s why I’ve stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that.”
Psst, Kate. Babe. We’ve already seen your tits.
Bonus GIF, because I care:
She’s retarded
10 years ago at 11:58 amWhat’s the point of Kate Uptons’ nudes if I can’t even drain the dragon to it? It’s about that time that some celeb comes out and keeps me from spanking it to crack whores with horse teeth on pornhub every time I get hot and bothered.
10 years ago at 2:10 pmYeah she’s really been treating her body like a piece of art lately.
10 years ago at 2:10 pmAny model like that is a dumbass if she thinks this is art
10 years ago at 3:38 pmAs believable as Brittany saying she was a Virgin
10 years ago at 2:35 pmJokes on you Kate, already seen the nips on those Hindenburgs.
10 years ago at 2:54 pmStill patiently waiting for full frontal vag though.
10 years ago at 2:57 pmI like boobs
10 years ago at 2:59 pmAll this article did was remind me how dickless you are Dorn for not posting the topless horseback video.
10 years ago at 7:52 pmBiggest tits I’ve ever seen on a beached whale
10 years ago at 7:58 pmKate’s photos are art like SFPL’s columns are journalistic
10 years ago at 9:02 pmI’d drag my testicles across a mile of burning coals just to sniff the chair she sat in during third grade
10 years ago at 3:07 am