Kate Upton Named People Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive And I’m Just A Little Bit Confused
Kate Upton has a beautiful face and a set of natural Hindenburgs that defy physics, but other than that, she doesn’t have a whole lot aesthetically going for her.
Can we be honest about this? She’s a model after all. She earns a living by being hot and presenting her physical self to the world to be lauded, but with admiration and acknowledgement comes judgement. Just as you’re allowed to say my articles are shit, aren’t we allowed to say Kate is a shell of her former model self? Four years ago, this award makes so much more sense. She was near perfect. But not now. I can’t be the only one to notice that her torso has taken on an amoebic-like quality.
From PEOPLE:
At the PEOPLE Magazine Awards on Thursday, Upton won the award for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Woman.
“This is such an honor to me because sexy to me means someone who’s confident and happy,” said Upton, 22, as she accepted the honor at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles.
I don’t intend to say she’s not attractive. She is, undoubtedly. But when People Magazine named her the “Sexiest Woman Alive,” as in not one woman on earth is sexier than her, about five million women around the globe got ripped off, which is the number of women I estimate are sexier than Kate Upton.
Good for her, though. She’s a sweet girl, and what happened to her in The Fappening was a real shame.
I just like to remember the old Kate. Sue me.
[via PEOPLE]
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Where the heck is fail Friday? My morning shit has long passed.
11 years ago at 2:49 pmI would still drag my balls across broken glass to get in bed with her even if she doesn’t fit your usual 12-year old boy type, Dorn
11 years ago at 2:55 pmHighlight of Verlander’s year.
11 years ago at 3:00 pmSay it again
11 years ago at 3:06 pmWhat?
11 years ago at 10:10 pmHere’s to hoping she fills in Lisa Ann’s recently vacated position.
11 years ago at 3:03 pmNow that’s an idea I think we can all get behind.
11 years ago at 3:18 pmDorn, I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but I think we need some more concrete points here. People are gonna start poking holes in this like a Rolling Stone story.
11 years ago at 3:08 pmDefinately a reach by People Magazine
11 years ago at 3:18 pmThe TFM podcast thinks she has a dude butt.
11 years ago at 3:19 pmHence why Bacon’s into her.
11 years ago at 3:49 pmJust more evidence that Dorn is gay
11 years ago at 4:33 pmA bunch of real wiz kids working over at people mag. Not gonna let a bunch of liberal chop-dicks tell me how to rank broads.
11 years ago at 5:54 pm#FlipsForTits
http://imgur.com/t32mcaP
11 years ago at 9:16 pmI wouldn’t call her a shell of former self as much as a balloon.
11 years ago at 10:22 pm