1. Kansas Liberal

    Contrary to popular belief, Kate Upton isn’t very good in bed.Trust me on this, fellas.

    13 years ago at 10:27 am
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      Agreed. Groveling at the feet of a woman is NF. There are plenty of sloots where I come from that look just as good as her.

      13 years ago at 10:54 am
    2. Rutherford B_Haze

      Yeah it was an exaggeration. But you cannot be a model if you’re under 5’9″, which knocks out plenty of hot slams. While Kate Upton is one of the best, its not by far.

      13 years ago at 11:26 am
  2. The Baron

    I would not sneak out of her bed in the morning nor would I buy her Plan B after my attempted baby-trapping effort.

    13 years ago at 10:32 am
  3. superwayne

    Wait, this is weird. What the fuck just happened in the front of my pants? I’m really confused. Good video though.

    13 years ago at 10:52 am