1. Gen Sherman

    After asking her out on a date and getting the check, we would have missionary sex. In the event of a surprise pregnancy, I would first buy a ring and then over scotch, request her hand from her father.

    13 years ago at 5:11 am
  2. TFFTC69

    She would never be able to look her parents in the eyes again by the time I was done with her.

    13 years ago at 1:07 pm