Kate Upton’s Boobs Absolutely POURING Out Of Her Top At The Beach
The simple fact that there is no visible areola in any of these photos is the biggest miracle of the 21st century, because these Hindenburgs are absolutely spilling out of her bathing suit top. They want some fresh air, some sunlight, and they want it baaaaaad.
Let’s address a few points.
1. Justin Verlander enjoyed the hell out of not being an All-Star this season.
2. These things just will not stop growing.
3. Let’s be honest. Kate looks a little sloppy. I hate to say it because she’s a sweet girl, but we’re all thinking it, right? She’s got that body type that needs constant upkeep or it’ll go south in a hurry. There’s a big girl inside her just begging to come out.
I love you, Kate.
Images via Imgur
Dorn throwing shade at Kate Upton? What a jackass.
10 years ago at 12:19 pmWhat model refrigerator is that?
10 years ago at 12:19 pmWhat a buttermilk making cow…
10 years ago at 12:19 pmIs Verlander sticking his finger in her ass in that one pic?
10 years ago at 12:22 pmyes, confirmed
10 years ago at 4:24 pmI can rest easy tonight.
10 years ago at 1:40 amDorn can always spot a finger in an man’s ass.
10 years ago at 8:55 amCall me crazy and downvote me to hell, but I honestly don’t see what all the fuss is about. Yea she has big tits and an okay face, but to maybe call her one of the most attractive women on the planet….nahh not even close.
10 years ago at 12:30 pmBoobs 10. Face 6. Ass 2. 18/3=6. I don’t get the hype either. They’re just boobs.
10 years ago at 1:28 pmYou can’t pee in a boob.
10 years ago at 3:55 pmbut you can try
10 years ago at 6:56 pmAss is a must. Face is a plus.
10 years ago at 4:28 pmI love your algorithm. I’m going to start applying this to my rating scale.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmIf by “algorithm” you mean “averaging”, yes it’s pretty effective.
10 years ago at 7:36 amWhen you’re a dumbass english major, that shit’s pretty much an algorithm.
10 years ago at 8:32 amShe’s still perfect damn it.
10 years ago at 12:36 pmGrade A chest hammers
10 years ago at 12:42 pmI bet Dorn was more into eyeing Verlander in his shorts then the whale with tits
10 years ago at 12:44 pmclassic gay joke
10 years ago at 12:55 pmMaybe her weight gain is directly correlated to JV pitching like absolute shit this season. Let’s step it up a bit, Kate.
10 years ago at 12:50 pmThe Tigers pitching line-up is so stacked – They’re still ranked #1 in their division with JV pitching like shit.
10 years ago at 4:44 pmNot as stacked as my gardeners and pool cleaner rotations.
10 years ago at 5:23 pmNo Upton gif, Dorn? Such a letdown.
10 years ago at 12:58 pm